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Madonna -- Can We Tawk?!

9/2/2009 4:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Here's Madonna, 51, in her new video for "Celebration" (left) -- and funny lady Joan Rivers, 76, at some event back in March (right).

Madonna and Joan

The singer and the comedian still get a lot of work.

We're just sayin'.


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The exception being that Joan Rivers is an acidic, vile human being. I thought "Celebrity Apprentice" made her look exceedingly nasty and judgemental, but her later TV interview (the one when she swore and took off her microphone because she lacked the fortitude to answer questions...) made CRYSTAL CLEAR that she is a "D" list celebrity of marginal value.

At least we all still dance our behinds off to ANYTHING Madonna offers us. Madonna is a real star...Joan Rivers is a joke.

1845 days ago


I love Joan. She is one classy lady. As for Madonna: go away and don't come back. Please!

1845 days ago

you just don't get it    

"funny lady Joan Rivers"? If by funny you mean irritating pustule that won't go away, then yeah, Very funny.

1845 days ago


that nonsense .. you have to see the queen of pop as a world's most famous woman on the planet, with the mummy of Joan Rivers? ridiculous and the minimum I can say .. madonna is simply wonderful at 51 years old .... and your artistic vein continues to enchant millions around the world, this alias is happening throughout his 25 year career ... feat no other artist in history coonsegui keep ... if not the subject has tipotodo po ridiculous even for this comparison ... why not become a more serious site and publish the madonna and artist who has sold more cds in the world in front of all inclusive so that Mariah Carey is the U.S. chart success for the world and it almost invisible ... . madonna and an artist that the world rarely seen another like save the queen ... .. beautiful and talented unsurpassable for 51 years ...

1845 days ago


Joan Rivers looks like a corpse wearing Terminator Gargoyle sunglasses.

1845 days ago


Joan is awesome..... Madonna not so much

1845 days ago

doc murry    

maddano makes me sick...grandmothers should not be grabbing their discusting

1845 days ago

doc murry    

use condoms

1845 days ago


I like Madonna's music. She also looks fantastic for 51. BTW older vaginas don't have to get shrivelled up anymore. There's a pill they put up there twice a week and everything is just like it used to be. As for Joan Rivers, all she has going for her is her to give her credit though as she's made a pretty good living using it.

1845 days ago


At least Joan is funny. The Material One just needs to get over herself, she is WAY past her prime. No wonder there are so many talentless people on this and other sites. Look who they have to aspire to. Although, I do miss her back when she was relevant (Burnin' Up, Like A Prayer, Vogue).

1845 days ago


Joan Rivers a "funny lady"??!! First .. she is NOT funny and second, she is NOT a lady, as for Madonna, blow-up doll comes to mind (that goes for Joan R. as well!)

1845 days ago

Nora W. Coffey    

Kudos to Joan Rivers for being honest about the effects of hysterectomy! In the new book about hysterectomy, THE H WORD, Chapter 48 is titled "Joan Rivers"Liars: hysterectomy didn't improve sex life." You can read about why hysterectomy ruins sex at

1845 days ago


BINGO TMZ! You hit the nail on the head with this one!!!!

1845 days ago


Hey at least they're covering their faces. Don 't knock it!

1845 days ago


i dont know which one should be more insulted

1845 days ago
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