Randy Quaid -- Cops Say He's Done this Before

1. Yikes! Not surprising!

Posted at 2:19PM on Sep 24th 2009 by mrez golucky

2. Why do some people think they are above the law? I say give them a few months or years in prison, they won't have to worry about paying for the bill. http://www.stupidrightwingers.com

Posted at 2:19PM on Sep 24th 2009 by Egalite522

3. Is Tyra Banks a sausage eater or a rug muncher? Does anyone know? She seems to enjoy being around a bunch of really wierd gay guys.

Posted at 2:23PM on Sep 24th 2009 by nightcrawler

4. Hotels always want my credit card information or cash up front when I check in. So how do you pull this off when they take your credit card info and verify it is good?

Posted at 2:37PM on Sep 24th 2009 by Ken

5. Cousin Eddie ... say it ain't so!!!

Posted at 2:24PM on Sep 24th 2009 by Pookie

6. You can't arrest him. He was on National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. You can see events at http://www.wincfood.com

Posted at 2:26PM on Sep 24th 2009 by gre

7. I don't get it. All hotels (especially fancy ones) require a credit card at check-in. If you stiff the place, they bill your card. Thought it was impossible to stiff a hotel.

Posted at 2:31PM on Sep 24th 2009 by Cyprus

8. Randy and his wife live in a small town called Marfa in Texas, about twenty minutes from where I live...They have been raising hell...His wife shaved her head because she says she only uses products she can get in Paris...Since she can't go to Paris, she just shaved it off...They are living in a commercial building and painted the front of it a mustard color because they are fueding with the mayor (his last name is Mustard)...They have been going to city council meetings and having screaming matches with the mayor...i hope they get arrested...

Posted at 2:31PM on Sep 24th 2009 by TheEric

9. randys favorite...........
Moose-and-Squirrel Meat Balls
(Especially useful recipe if main ingredients have been dead for 24 or more hours before harvested)

Three pounds, ground moose and squirrel, any proportion;
six slices soft white bread;
one-half cup water;
one-third cup butter;
one-and-one-third cups chopped onion;
salt and freshly ground black pepper;
two tablespoons chopped parsley;
two tablespoons flour;
one-and-one-half cups milk.

Soak bread in water five minutes. Squeeze excess water out. Melt four tablespoons butter in skillet. Sauté onion in butter until tender. Combine moose and squirrel meat, squeezed bread, four teaspoons salt, one-half teaspoon pepper and parsley. Form mixture into one-inch balls. Chill twenty minutes. Heat remaining butter in skillet. Brown moose-and-squirrel balls on all sides. Cover skillet and cook slowly 15 minutes. Remove balls to warm platter. Sprinkle flour over skillet droppings. Stir and cook one minute. Stir in milk and bring to boil. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Return moose-and-squirrel balls to skillet. Simmer four minutes.

yummmm yum

Posted at 2:36PM on Sep 24th 2009 by chef cookie

10. This guy knocks the bottom out of his totally hot, Helmut Newton-nude-photographed wife in crappy hotel rooms, and then peels off without paying the tab! AMERICAN HERO!!!

Posted at 2:36PM on Sep 24th 2009 by Captain America

11. How weird. Randy Quaid may not be A-list, but he has had a very full acting career and is a household name. While he might not be pulling in $20 million movie roles, I'll be he's got more than enough money to pay his hotel bills.

Posted at 2:39PM on Sep 24th 2009 by Carl

12. from Radar Online:
"Randy and Evi Quaid checked into the luxurious five star hotel the San Ysidro Ranch on June 13, 2009, the next day the Quaid's were notified by the hotel their credit card was declined. For several days the Quaid 's told hotel management that they were waiting for a new credit card to be sent to them in the meantime racking up several thousand dollars worth of charges,”

Posted at 2:44PM on Sep 24th 2009 by pert+

13. Should have just borrowed the money from Clark Griswald.

Posted at 2:46PM on Sep 24th 2009 by sawtooth

14. And we're surprised...why? Did no one else notice the small print notice about Michael Jackson renting the house where he died for $100,000 a month, but had not paid any rent since January '09? In fact, never paid ONE DIME in rent.
Six months without paying rent would have my sorry old ass out on the street...

Posted at 2:56PM on Sep 24th 2009 by Flower

15. Posted at 2:39PM on Sep 24th 2009 by Carl

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I think you have him confused with his brother Dennis. Randy is no where or has he ever been an A LIst Celeb pulling $20 mil a film.

Posted at 3:03PM on Sep 24th 2009 by Uptown