Swine Flu -- All the Rage in Hollywood

1. First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:14AM on Sep 24th 2009 by Simone

2. Let's hope for a Swine Flu H1N1 orgy in Hollywood.
Maybe Simone will get it too.

Posted at 12:15AM on Sep 24th 2009 by o rly

3. FIRST

Posted at 12:15AM on Sep 24th 2009 by name

4. Oh, rly, you don't need to be so jealous, honey!!!!!! You just have to accept that I am faster than you. Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaa.

Posted at 12:17AM on Sep 24th 2009 by Simone

5. All that I know about swine flu is that the specialists think, in the worst case scenario, a big part of the americans could get it on the next winter and 90.000 people could die. I hope not, but, if so, I hope nobody dies for it.

Posted at 12:21AM on Sep 24th 2009 by Simone

6. Lisa Rinna has had Swine Flu of the lips for several years. She has expressed her regrets for hanging around the piglet doctors.

Fear not folks, for there is no indication that the swine flu is going to harm any more of a percentage of the public than the regular flu does.

I heard Godzilla caught the bird flu and the alien from Alien caught the baboon flu. It's going to be a tough fight on the beaches of hell when Godzilla coughs up a few chunks all over the Alien. It's one big mother against a horde of little alien pukers. What a multi-colored, highly acidic toilet bowl they'll make of Tokyo this time!

Posted at 12:23AM on Sep 24th 2009 by PolarBear

7. Based upon currently available statistics, the following percentage of deaths in the US is calculated on deaths per confirmed hospitalized cases:

In the US as of August 27, 2009 there was an accumulated total of 8,843 confirmed hospitalized cases and 556 deaths. (H1N1)

From WHO: "With seasonal flu, we see in the United States over 30 million cases. We see 200,000 hospitalizations and, on average, 36,000 deaths." (Regular)

Posted at 12:32AM on Sep 24th 2009 by moohatter

8. Based upon currently available statistics, the following percentage of deaths in the US is calculated on deaths per confirmed hospitalized cases:

In the US as of August 27, 2009 there was an accumulated total of 8,843 confirmed hospitalized cases and 556 deaths. (H1N1)

From WHO: "With seasonal flu, we see in the United States over 30 million cases. We see 200,000 hospitalizations and, on average, 36,000 deaths." (Regular)

Posted at 12:33AM on Sep 24th 2009 by moohatter

9. Kooky, I already read this book. Please, post another one. Hehehe.

Posted at 1:14AM on Sep 24th 2009 by Simone

10. The swine flu is not to be laughed at, unless you say what Paris said about not eating pork. Many of us have weak immune systems and if we get it, would most likely die. The problem with these flues is that it often changes to another type and becomes immune to the shots. People in the media are often at risk because of the fact that they don't get enough rest or eat right. I hope you all stay healthy and wash your hands CONSTANTLY.

Posted at 3:13AM on Sep 24th 2009 by Linda Mott

11. Hmmm...but when MJ wore the masks they called him weird. Go figure...

Posted at 6:14AM on Sep 24th 2009 by Lori

12. blame the messycans!!!!! grrrrr

Posted at 8:15AM on Sep 24th 2009 by billie jean

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LOVE,
ME???? YOU???? HAHA WHAT CAN I DO??? HAHA

Posted at 8:24AM on Sep 24th 2009 by THE MASQUERADE PARTY

14. My whole neighborhood has it... It's a real pleasure. Not.

Posted at 8:43AM on Sep 24th 2009 by sanantoniorose

15. HaHa Gupta got swine flu! Guess I won't be taking his advice on how to protect yourself this flu season.

Paging Dr. Gupta WASH YOUR HANDS !

Posted at 9:47AM on Sep 24th 2009 by Pat