Michael Moore vs. Carrot Top: Who'd You Rather?

1. They are both butt ugly. None of them...

Posted at 5:08PM on Sep 30th 2009 by none of them

2. Michael Whore is an @ss!!!!!!!!!! I hope he chokes on a doughnut!

Posted at 5:08PM on Sep 30th 2009 by Yeah, I said it!

3. EWWWWWWW!!none they are both fugly

Posted at 5:19PM on Sep 30th 2009 by rubi

4. Neither! Ewwwww

Posted at 5:24PM on Sep 30th 2009 by dugan

5. I'd rather shoot myself in the head. They're both horrid.

Posted at 5:22PM on Sep 30th 2009 by snuffyduck

6. mmmm michael for sure, i really like how his neck is as fat as his head. im sure it would be an adventure finding his $#%* :)

Posted at 5:25PM on Sep 30th 2009 by yeah right

7. Where in the heck is the "Not Even With Someone Else's Va Jay Jay" option?

Posted at 5:27PM on Sep 30th 2009 by The Crunch Cake Lady

8. I think they should just hook up together and leave the rest of society alone

Posted at 5:32PM on Sep 30th 2009 by Kat

9. Michael Moore gets his facts wrong and makes stupid statements that are slanderous and can't be backed up with cold hard facts.

Posted at 5:37PM on Sep 30th 2009 by Linda Mott

10. Moore's junk may be hard to find, but at least it's there. Steroid Carrot's has got to be an innie by now.

Posted at 5:36PM on Sep 30th 2009 by lalaland

11. For the first time in my life - I'D RATHER DO MY MOTHER-IN-LAW!!!!

Posted at 5:37PM on Sep 30th 2009 by Mr. Jones

12. AT least you could put a bag over carrot top's head, and make sure the room was really dark.

Posted at 5:39PM on Sep 30th 2009 by Jessica

13. "Director" Michael Moore? That's a laugh!!

Posted at 5:40PM on Sep 30th 2009 by LMAO

14. What kind of choice is that? I'd rather have female circumcision.

Posted at 5:47PM on Sep 30th 2009 by ewww

15. Who ever is coming up with these choices is one sick, sadistic f*ck.

Posted at 5:50PM on Sep 30th 2009 by anon1