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Traci vs. Mary

Who'd You Rather?

10/2/2009 9:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Porn divas Traci Lords, 41, and Mary Carey, 29, kept their clothes on at the same premiere in L.A. the other day.

Traci Lords and Mary Carey
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anon69    

janalal4- Mary is still doing porn (that one that was a knock of celeb rehab) and there was a story about her not too long ago where she had to be helped out of a club because she was so wasted.
I wish too that she had stayed sober and on the right path, but unfortunately she surrounds herself with people who aren't the best influence.

1824 days ago
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Oppsishitedovertherainbowtofindthepotofgold    

I'm busier than a trained Acorn prostitute on nickle night!

1824 days ago
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tommyr    

I'd eat corn out of Traci's butt. Mary, not so much. Traci was always fine.

1824 days ago
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Joan Baez's Relevance    

Once a porn skank, always a porn skank. And yeah, I done 'em both.

1824 days ago
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bck    

Traci looks fabulous, wow. Mary looks like a spent crackwhore. Gross.

1824 days ago
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wve    

Notice how Traci, at 12 years older, look so much more natural and attractive? Mary, maybe if you get even bigger implants, people won't notice your ugly face. LOL. What a stupid bitch.

1824 days ago
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DeeDee    

I can't believe Mary is 12 years younger than Traci!! I woulda guessed 12 years older.

1824 days ago
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Ben    

24. How come shards of glass wasn't an option?

Posted at 11:03PM on Oct 2nd 2009 by Nicole

LMAOOOO!!!!


1823 days ago
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Shag    

Traci was fifteen when she first started making porn movies. Those asses exploited her.

1822 days ago
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kent    

Traci rocks!

1825 days ago
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JONS MOMMA    

MARY IS NOT 29.. THAT RAT INFESTED SKANKS PUSHING 50! TAKE THIS PICTURE DOWN.. I CAN SMELL THE ROTTEN FISH THRU THE SCREEN!!!!

1825 days ago
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RonBurgundy    

The rotten fish....lol

1825 days ago
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janalal4    

I'm REALLY glad to see Mary doing so well after Celebrity Rehab. This woman was a complete mess & looked 20 years older than she does today! She was probably one of the saddest people I've ever seen & totally f'kd up over the whole porn career thing. A lot of women end up dying in that industry & she should be commended for "getting OUT". I wish her only the very best!

1825 days ago
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joho777    

I've always preferred Mary Carey (over Mariah). Mary is prettier, more talented, and certainly more cheerful than Mariah Carey.

Traci Lords (Norma Kuzma) had a wonderful figure when she was 16-17, but her "beauty" at the time was mostly makeup. Her 17-year-old face (without makeup) was that of a rather plain teenager.

Since Traci never learned to act, she isn't of much interest to me today.

1825 days ago
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iwanttoholdyourbigtits    

I'd hold traci's big tits!!!!!!! Anyday

1825 days ago
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