Letterman Monologue -- Burned in 60 Seconds

1. WE FORGIVE YOU DAVE. JUST KEEP YOUR PANTS ON.

Posted at 7:00PM on Oct 5th 2009 by LENO IS THE BEST

2. His wife may not be speaking to him, but i'm not watching him. He is old, angry, and now, a hypocrit! Time to retire Dave!!

Posted at 7:01PM on Oct 5th 2009 by Kevin

3. With his talent , he can make jokes on this for at least a month,,Funny Guy

Posted at 7:05PM on Oct 5th 2009 by homie1kanobe

4. ALL YOU D.ICKHEADS NEED TO KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS IF YOU ARE MARRIED OR IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP.

MEN ARE SO STUPID SOMETIMES.

Posted at 7:11PM on Oct 5th 2009 by Blah BLAH BLAH

5. Well, it's not like anyone doesn't cheat. Besides he's a guy. Creepy old guy, but hey, men can't resist sex. And even tough i watch Conan sometimes, he' not funny at all just goofy. Leno and Dave can get a laugh from you.

Posted at 7:11PM on Oct 5th 2009 by DIGBICK

6. letterman is a asshole and cbs should dump him

Posted at 7:15PM on Oct 5th 2009 by momo

7. Good going Dave!! But with your money you could bag better looking tang than that. I noticed that all these broads and yer old lady look about the same...yuck.

Posted at 7:18PM on Oct 5th 2009 by jFp

8. I would have sex with anyone i like. But if i was with married or in a relationship, no way i stick up some other chick's hole.

Posted at 7:21PM on Oct 5th 2009 by douchebud

9. Guess he should also apologize to his own kids for having them out of wedlock, then marrying their mother almost as an afterthought.

White Trash

Posted at 7:22PM on Oct 5th 2009 by Rich

10. I mean if i was married i wouldn't go seeing other babes. But dang, Dave could have done better than those he slept with or his own wife. He probably fantasizes while he's doing it with them, he imagines all his hot female guests.

Posted at 7:26PM on Oct 5th 2009 by douchebud

11. Sorry Dave.....I CANT watch you anymore

Posted at 7:29PM on Oct 5th 2009 by IML84AD8again

12. another bill clinton in the makings ......lmfao

Posted at 7:29PM on Oct 5th 2009 by dave

13. Dave actually dated these women. Not like he was running around the halls of the office like a rapist. This is 15 year old news. Show me one work place where no sexual junk going on.

Posted at 7:34PM on Oct 5th 2009 by barbara

14. The commie bastard tried...tried to be like Johnny Carson when Johnny got popped for a DUI back in the day: in Johnny's monologue he talked about it, apologized and said 'this is last time you'll hear me speak about it'. And you never heard him speak of it again.

Ol' Commie Dave tried that routine (almost word-for-word from Johnny, that douchebag thief) last Thursday and 4 days later he's talking about it. Classless old coot. Douchebag. Get yourselves tested, ladies.

Posted at 7:34PM on Oct 5th 2009 by pollynoo

15. Why does everyone act like he did something that has never been done before and he is getting scolded for? Women doe it and they aren't put through the ringer. Dave did it for years and that was when he wasn't married! No need to scold Dave and we shouldn't say we forgive you. His wife should and CBS for the embarrassment it has cause. Well CBS is loving the ratings so their thanking him! But also Who are we to judge? When we point the finger at someone we have 3 more pointing back at us. This stuff happens everywhere! Plus this is all old news. It is fresh now cause it has come to life that this is what it was like in the PAST! Build a bridge and get over it people

Posted at 7:43PM on Oct 5th 2009 by Ed