Celebrity Justice
Britney Spears -- ALIVE AND WELL!!!!!

Boy, knock us over with a feather. We just pulled court documents that say Britney Spears is deceased! But don't panic -- it's not true. Just a little secretarial mess up.



The docs were filed last Friday in Britney's conservatorship case. The lawyers were asking the judge to restate an order, keeping various business records confidential.

But the first page reads, "In re the Conservatorship of the Person and Estate of BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS, Deceased."

No harm, no foul. Mega-lawyer Geraldine Wyle assures us Britney is just fine and has a long life expectancy, and she'll refile the papers, showing the Brit is still among us.

Reader Comments

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1. Thank GOD!! CAUSE I LOVE HER AND DONT EVEN KNOW HER ; )

Posted at 6:08PM on Oct 14th 2009 by J R8k

2. Too bad that she is still alive...

Posted at 6:09PM on Oct 14th 2009 by Cherrie_Blossomm

3. maybe not yet...but these kids today...I give no more tha 2 or 3 years...sorry but it's only the truth

Posted at 6:08PM on Oct 14th 2009 by sandra

4. FIRST **********!

Posted at 6:09PM on Oct 14th 2009 by aasem

5. Britney is doing MUCH better the Li-lo so glad to hear she is ok.

Posted at 6:10PM on Oct 14th 2009 by Crazypeople09

6. love her!!! love her music! and dance and drink chrome soda!!

Posted at 2:48PM on Oct 15th 2009 by fernando

7. That might be interesting, but not as interesting as the Erin Andrews nude video. TMZ, please show those pics!!

Posted at 6:12PM on Oct 14th 2009 by ErinsLover

8. F anyone who hates on Britney...your just jealous and if you dont like her..then dont buy her cd and keep your mouth..shut the f up..how are you to judge...you are NO ONE

Posted at 6:12PM on Oct 14th 2009 by J R8k

9. She is A "liver" (internal joke)

Well at least her hoax was shorter than the other "dead" one...

Another PROOF the King is ALIVE.

TINI=This is Not It!

Posted at 8:29PM on Oct 14th 2009 by neverlandsfairy

10. Leave Britney Alone ...http://all-best-pictures.com

Posted at 6:36PM on Oct 14th 2009 by goofey

11. To the douche bag J R8k, why don't you shut the f*ck up, okay? And another thing, Britney is just a waste of a human life. At least I contribute to society by volunteering unlike her and you...

Posted at 6:40PM on Oct 14th 2009 by Cherrie_Blossomm

12. Yay!! she's alive

love you britney!!

Posted at 6:45PM on Oct 14th 2009 by id

13. Ah, I'm sorry? All court documents come from a human touch and are typed by real people. Who on god's green earth makes this mistake? Maybe as your brain is drifting and you're typing d-e-c- AH SH%& I screwed up...back up....delete.

No, this monkey brained typed out the word Deceased and saved and printed it. Fire this person immediately, for screws are beyond loose.

Posted at 6:48PM on Oct 14th 2009 by Whatever

14. Who's waiting for SIMONE Deceased?

Posted at 7:14PM on Oct 14th 2009 by o rly

15. I HATE YOU BRITNEY!!

Posted at 7:17PM on Oct 14th 2009 by J R8k

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