DNA Tests Clear Keanu Reeves

1. saw keanu and geffen at muso and franks being real cozy a long time ago.

Posted at 6:19PM on Oct 14th 2009 by huh

2. Glad to hear he was cleared!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:18PM on Oct 14th 2009 by Crazypeople09

3. I guess this women never thought this one out as he is as GAY as a picnic basket!!!

Posted at 6:19PM on Oct 14th 2009 by Really?

4. I knew it & FIRST!

Posted at 6:18PM on Oct 14th 2009 by coco

5. It's hard to believe someone could be as stupid as kooky and balls. But it's true.

Posted at 6:22PM on Oct 14th 2009 by Simone

6. Come on, we all know Keanu isn't the Father and the real father is David Letterman. And when that doesn't work it is probably Michael Jackson, but I heard she also knew John Edwards, who was introduced by her former lover Bill Clinton, after Teddy Kennedy had her, once Jack and Bobbie had finished and moved onto Marilyn Monroe

Posted at 7:33PM on Oct 14th 2009 by Ron D

7. Keanu is GAY?

That's the first I've heard of it. You've got to be kidding me!

Posted at 6:28PM on Oct 14th 2009 by Spellchamp

8. What a crazy woman, now sue her for lawyer fees, and whatever else his lawyer can come up with.

Posted at 9:07PM on Oct 14th 2009 by Blkndeep

9. WOMEN ARE STUPID

Posted at 6:31PM on Oct 14th 2009 by momo

10. Back to ME!!! .. me me me and who?? ME!!! .. My ship has come in .. buy my t shirts, cd's, dvds and of course tickets to our up coming movie .. Mo Money .. Mo Money .. MUCH MO MONEY .. Ker Ching

Posted at 6:35PM on Oct 14th 2009 by La Toya Jackson

11. crazymuch?

Posted at 6:44PM on Oct 14th 2009 by ARETHUSA

12. First, Simone, I love the true committment that kooky and balls have. What would a day at TMZ be like without them? I'm guessing they have alot of time on their hands, I like it.


Secondly, ummmm....the man is gay. WHEN is the last time anyone saw him on the red-carpet if you will, with some hot chic?

Never. A good looking hetero man whom has the ability to have major ass on his arm, has major ass on his arm.

I could care less, I love my gays, just come out already.

Posted at 6:48PM on Oct 14th 2009 by snaps

13. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRAZY WINCH WANTS HIS MONEY THATS ALL.. HELL TO THE NO......

HE IS TOO GOOD TO HAVE SOME LOOOSER LADY TRY STUFF ON HIM.. HE IS TOO GOOD OF A MAN.... WE STILL LOVE YOU KEANU. FOREVER...

Posted at 1:31PM on Oct 17th 2009 by lola

14. Nice try u crazy bitch

Posted at 6:55PM on Oct 14th 2009 by laurie

15. to all who read this and have a huge networth $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

lots of females out there are willing to sleep with you and not use a condom and tell you they are on the pill. the only problem is they are not. their objective is to get pregnant and then file for $$$$$$$$$$$ monthly / 18 years financial support.

i know its happened through hollywood already.


something to think about....

or you can get the morning after pill

Posted at 6:55PM on Oct 14th 2009 by anthony