Nancy, Bruce or Loretta: Who'd You Rather?!

Loretta looks artificial to me and I don't like artificial. That hippo in the middle is not worth talking about. Nancy looks like having aged in a more natural way, so I stick with her.

My eyes, my eyes!!!

Swit has had the most plastic surgery and pricey veneers for a kicker. Guess Nancy's stepmom isn't letting have enough of Dad's estate to get the neck un-wattled. There's no hope for the troll in the center.

Loretta is still looking ugly even after all that surgery. She was a bitch in "MASH" and I'm sure in real life too. The three are highly over-rated. Nancy sang the song "These Boots Are Made For Walking". I'd like to walk all over her face for singing such a sexist song. Bruce is amazing. Even though he is over-rated, he is so fat and ugly and still he made it big. You are a hero!!!!!!