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Brangelina -- U Can't Touch This

12/1/2009 10:12 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

They've been around the world ... from London to The Bay ... but last night, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had a date night at La Dolce Vita restaurant in Beverly Hills.

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The couple went home early, but Angie's pants were definitely too legit to quit.

Stop. Hammer time.

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Linda Lovelest    

Jennifer Aniston had her once in a lifetime chance with Brad and blew it. She's regretted it ever since.

1725 days ago
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Linda Lovelest    

Brad and Angie could care less what gets blogged about them. They are some of the handfuls of intelligent few who don't waste their time reading TMZ or other celebrity tabloids.

1725 days ago
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Briana    

Um, weird. What, exactly, is so very special about Brad and Angelina that some of you are drooling in your shoes over them? Is it that Angelina once said that her first biological child was of less significance, and less deserving of attention, than her adopted children because she was born into luxury? O, okay, that was cool. Or just that she collects children sort of willy-nilly, as desired (don't mention Madonna...she BUYS hers). Or that she has an amazing set of double standards...hers, and what she judges to be correct for everyone else. O yes, she gives quite generously to charity with "o-so-obviously" NOT husband Brad (I'm not against living together without paperwork at all, I just think her insistence is hilarious). She makes DAMN sure people know about it, too ("get my good side here, and can we do another virtual billboard. Does Everyone, Everywhere know? Goody!"). Kiddoes, lots of people give generously to charity, and they don't make a giant production out of it...it's a simple act of private humanity for them. Sure, she speaks her mind, and makes sure it's as popularly controversial as it can possibly be (what could be more Radical, but utterly Acceptable, than condemning President Obama? Think about it). She's all about marketing Angelina Jolie.

And why DO you all listen to her, take her word as gospel (I personally think she's a squid: FYI, octopi are smart, and can learn, while squid are sort of stupid and quite vicious), and think of her as special? Lots of money? Big boobs? Acting talent (there are a number of talented actresses...but not Angelina)? Living with Brad (the beard is goatish, but at least he's not wearing any blood)? She did, in fact, admit to becoming pregnant to insure Brad's commitment, which is rather loathsome (no, not a Jen Anniston fan, she needs to stop moping and move on). If she were some trailer trash skank (sorry MIL and any other nice folks who live in trailer houses), you'd be damning her to hell for wearing somebody's blood in a jar, having a baby out-of-wedlock to snag a man, crapping on her natural child, refusing to get married and collecting multi-racial kids. But here you are, eyes glazed in worship. Yuck. So freaking bizarre.

Btb, I don't hate her for any of those things. It's just funny to me that so many of you want to be her bathroom rug despite them. I'll stick to real people, thanks.

1725 days ago
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Missy    

Go back to Jennifer Brad you were actually sexy when you were with her. Angholina turned you into a bum blah. She has gotten UGLIER through the years to. She used to be a knockout. What the hell happened to them both.

1725 days ago
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Missy    

73. Brad and Angie could care less what gets blogged about them. They are some of the handfuls of intelligent few who don't waste their time reading TMZ or other celebrity tabloids.

Posted at 2:27PM on Dec 1st 2009 by Tellitlikeitis

ROFL I had to crack up at this. Putting yourself down ROFL *facepalm this very moment ;)*

1725 days ago
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Linda Lovelest    

77. 77. 73. Brad and Angie could care less what gets blogged about them. They are some of the handfuls of intelligent few who don't waste their time reading TMZ or other celebrity tabloids.

Posted at 2:27PM on Dec 1st 2009 by Tellitlikeitis

ROFL I had to crack up at this. Putting yourself down ROFL *facepalm this very moment ;)*

Posted at 3:10PM on Dec 1st 2009 by Missy
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It was purely intentional Miss Muffet :) (is that * supposed to be a beauty mark or a wart?). Reading TMZ is one of my biggest sources of comic relief.

1725 days ago
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Rose    

Brad, honey, WHAT has she done to you?

1725 days ago
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Linda Lovelest    

Anxious to see you as Col. Percy Fawcett in the Lost City of Z. That beard for your role is growing on me! Love you Brad and Angie! Blessings to your beautiful family.

1725 days ago
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Matt    

He looks like Opie from Sons of Anarchy.

1725 days ago
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UGGGGHHH    

angie looks like a rag, she is also a douchebag

Brad is still in love with Jen, its only a matter of time he leaves that skank.

1725 days ago
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Katy    

When I first saw this, I thought, "Angelina's out with Billy Bob again???" Then, I realized that Brad has just let himself go!

1725 days ago
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Susan B.    

They are handsome people, but Brad needs to lose the beard and rasta hat...

1725 days ago
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anistonfan!!!!!!    

I LOOKING FORWARD TO THE DAY WHEN THIS LOSER GUY FINDS THIS UGLY THING IN BED WITH HER BROTHER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! IT WILL HAPPEN.

1725 days ago
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annie    

I'm glad they are doing so well.

And somewhere a boring little horse-faced, jealousy-riddled ,talentless flea called Jennifer A. is probably trying to figure out one more way to continue milking the fact that she got divorced, {YEARS AGO}, and still can't shut up about it or move on with her life {and no one seems to exactly want to stay with her either}.

1725 days ago
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Marla    

Go here and you'll see how unhappy they are!!!

http://www.hola.com/cine/2009120211640/angelina/jolie/fiesta/1/

1724 days ago
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