3. DIABEETUS
Posted at 12:25AM on Dec 16th 2009 by ender024
LMFAO. This is the first thing I thought too.
My previous comment was deleted, so I'm going to POST IT AGAIN, thank you. What, was the word "f*cking" too controversial? Oh, I know, talking about glitches, that must be it. No wait, I know...this comment was too intelligent compared to the others. I should have dumbed it down a little with bad spelling and grammar and pointless commentary.
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Uh...is there a timeline glitch or something? I SWEAR I remember
hearing that this guy died a few years ago. When I saw the headline I thought it was a cruel joke for that reason. Like, what's the "now" picture going to show? A coffin?!? ;D Seriously though, this guy died a few years ago. It's like the whole Jack Palance thing. All these people remember him dying before he actually died. So when he died "for real" people were like, Maybe the f*cker will finally stay dead this time! What is it with these guys already being dead but then not being dead?? I know I remember him being dead.
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