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Alicia Keys

Empire State of Behind

2/9/2010 1:35 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

While sunbathing in Rio on Monday, Alicia Keys got her panties all up in a wad ... butt quickly remedied the situation.

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The 29-year-old is everything she's cracked up to be.

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Kellee    

Excuse the comments from the ignorant racist trash. Their definition of sexy is a woman who is 5"10 and 100lbs. with a pancake a** that is flatter than her back lol and that is sexy. They also like their women pale as a winter's morning, but have double FF breast like a boney body with big breast is sexy lmao. I will take a big a** over big sloppy breast any day. You white devils are hating because you a** is not naturally round, or lips are not naturally full, or skins is not naturally tan, You pathetic loser have to spend thousands of dollars on cosmetic surgery and gym membership to get too where we naturally are lmao.

1531 days ago
17.

Diva    

Ardvark is the epitome of a guy with small penis syndrome. His type doesnt like extra meat around the (diary air)lol because they dont have enough equipment to meet their target goal. Which would be the vajaja...It's ok small penis lad we understand your insecurity.

1531 days ago
18.

Matt    

10. you losers who like girls thick//well stop and think..hmm in 10 or 15 years she goes from thick to fat..and then your freinds will laugh at you behind your back when you have to be seen with porky..remember guys ,,take a real good look at mom when you meet a girl..because in 20 years thats what your going to have to be with..

Posted at 1:18PM on Feb 9th 2010 by ardvark
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Sorry but i dont like chicks that have the body of 12 yr old boys. A girl needs to have a little shape in certain areas (aka her ass) instead of having a flat pancake ass. I dated a chick that was so too skinny and i felt like i was crushing her when i was banging her (i'm 6'2 205). I like a girl thats got a little meat on her bones, not too too much but a chick like Alisha or Beyonce with some curves are much better than the no ass Paris Hilton/ Olsen Twin type chicks you see all over Hollywood. Kim & Kourtney Kardashian, Blake Lively, Beyonce, Alisha, i'll take them over Kristin Stewart, Lindsay Lohan, Ashley Olsen type chicks anyday of the week.

1531 days ago
19.

R.Zimmerman    

All you teeny weenie boys,don't bother. She's a lez and wouldn't care what you think anyway.

1531 days ago
20.

first    

That looks pretty good, so they hating on all that Beauty.

1531 days ago
21.

Black Power    

To aardvark - You are one disgusting individual talking about you and your boys running a train on her. I guess that makes you feel like a real man to look at women as sexual playthings for your perverted ass. I hope you end up in prison one day, and I'm sure you will with your attitude, and the train they pull on you is never ending.

1531 days ago
22.

mia    

You guys who can't handle any body fat on women are hilarious! Just admit that you're gay and be done with it! There are plenty of hetero males who like their women to look like women.

1531 days ago
23.

o rly    

HOMEWRECKER!

1530 days ago
24.

confucius    

SHE HAS A FLAT PANCAKE ASS, AND MOM HIPS. THATS FROM HER WHITE SIDE (HER WHITE MOMS GENES)

1530 days ago
25.

M    

She looks great. I think people need to be less callous nowadays about their comments. I'm caucasian but i can greatly appreciate how sexy and curvaceous Alicia is. I would love to take her out on a date, holla Alicia.

1530 days ago
26.

I selpt with John Edwards, too!!!!!    

Looks like she has too much of her white mama in her. That is one nasty flat ass!!!

1529 days ago
27.

M    

That ass is sexy and round. Someone needs glasses, i'll let you decide who. Alicia hit me up, i can pull a bikini out of an ass crack like a madman.

1529 days ago
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