
Mel has put his 5,403 sq. foot property on the market, guest house included. All told you're looking at nine bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, and a guaranteed passage to heaven.
Pretty good deal if you ask us.

I looked at the pics. The house is very out dated. Who has yellow tile floors? Who ever designed it has no taste from what I can see. No way worth it!
Until I saw Lethal Weapon 2 I never knew there could be a bomb in my toilet, but now I check every time.
I'm vaguely related to William Wallace and I'm embarassed that he was played by this neo-fascist.
This house creeps me out! It looks like a perfect setting for a Cathplic horror film...eerie. I'm just expecting Mel The Zipper to jump outta a closet wagging something at a young girl...
Confucius says:
Do not buy house bigger than the love you have to fill it with, or big house will leave you feeling distant and loveless. Big house is merely an illusion if your love isn't big enough.
TMZ, please use proper words. It's not "all told", it's "all total" when you're reffering to the amount of something.
Part of the price is for the fantastic kitchen they have there. It is perfect for making large batches of delicious "sugar-tits" for last minute KKK rallys or "drink-til-you-puke" dances.
who ever decorated that house left the house looking like an abandoned wanna be mexican colonial home that got side swiped with some old english bad cologne vibe
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