You need to be in tip-top shape to put on excess amounts of hair gel and fist pump the night away -- so that's why the cast of "Jersey Shore" is going to get their physicals.
Sources tell TMZ that Snooki, Pauly D, The Situation and company will be submitting to full medical check-ups beginning Monday morning -- including breathing tests and a work-up of their family history.
And get this: We're told Angelina knew nothing about any of this. So either MTV doesn't care if she kicks the bucket this season ... or they have no interest in bringing her back.
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(Page 1 of 3) | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsSources tell TMZ that Snooki, Pauly D, The Situation and company will be submitting to full medical check-ups beginning Monday morning
***All tests were positive for all known STD's and Jaccuzi-Bugs.***
I feel so sorry for those poor doctors who have to see those idiots naked, especially that snooki creature. Just the thought of her naked makes me throw up a little.
CLOTHES HANGER
A clothes hanger, or coat hanger, is a device in the shape of:
* Human shoulders designed to facilitate the hanging of a coat,
jacket, sweater, shirt, blouse or dress in a manner that prevents
wrinkles, with a lower bar for the hanging of trousers or skirts.
* Clamp for the hanging of trousers, skirts, or kilts. Both types
can be combined in a single hanger.
There are three basic types of clothes hangers. The first is the wire
hanger, which has a simple loop of wire, most often steel, in a
flattened triangle shape that continues into a hook at the top. The
second is the wooden hanger, which consists of a flat piece of wood
cut into a boomerang-like shape with the edges sanded down to prevent
damage to the clothing, and a hook, usually of metal, protruding from
the point. Some wooden hangers have a rounded bar from tip to tip,
forming a flattened triangle. This bar is designed to hang the
trousers belonging to the jacket. The third kind and most used in
today's world are also plastic coat hangers, which mostly mimic the
shape of either a wire or wooden hanger. Plastic coat hangers are
also produced in smaller sizes to accommodate the shapes of
children's clothes.
Some hangers have clips along the bottom for suspending skirts.
Dedicated skirt and trousers hangers may not use the triangular shape
at all, instead using just a rod with clips. Specialized pant hanger
racks may accommodate many pairs of trousers. Foldable clothes
hangers that are designed to be inserted through the collar area for
ease of use and the reduction of stretching are an old, yet
potentially useful variation on traditional clothes hangers.
die a painful death already Hollywood:
the production company is likely doing this so they can let each cast member know the diseases they currently have so the production company doesn't have liability when the cast infects half the Miami Beach population with STD's .,.,lol
I seriously hope they ALL DIE. What a waste. And loosers like
watching them and acting like them why? Ya keep fist pumping Rush.
ALL a bunch of LOOSERS! Terrorists, stop targeting NY and go for the MTV studios instead, you'll be doing the world a favor.
Dicosola, you may want to learn how to spell before you try to insult people. Spelling "retarded" as "retarted" (sic) is just..ironic.
We should all boycott Jersey Show. What a vile message this show sends to the world about our country. No wonder they all think we are a bunch of idiots. I would rather watch paint dry, what's more disturbing is the message it's sending to kids. Really MTV, stop. You have once again managed to make the USA a laughing stock.
I think the doctors should examine anyone who would watch Jersey Shore.
I have never seen this show, however, reading snippets on TMZ, I don't think that I'm missing much. The group sounds like a total bunch of egotiscal, low-life trailer trash losers. Is the whatever network that this show is on so desperate that they need to bend to such garbage. I feel sorry for the REAL people of New Jersey who, I am sure, are not what is depicted by those on this show.
They better send them to the Center for Disease Control...
















