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Tiger Woods Look-alike -- Shafted in Porno Flick

4/27/2010 4:22 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Eleven Tiger Woods-alikes lined up for a shot at a role in a XXX spoof yesterday -- but the guy who won the role got totally screwed ... because he won't get totally screwed.

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We're told the dude in the front of the line won the "Tiger" role in a movie starring real-life Woods mistress Joslyn James -- but the winner won't get to sink his putts ... he's merely there to act.

Sources at Vivid Entertainment -- the company behind the porn -- tell TMZ the Tiger-alike will be used in several non-nude interstitials throughout the flick ... and they'll be calling in "professionals" to fill in the gaps.

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gigi    

No black guy is going to look like Tiger Woods. His parents were both mixed race.

1647 days ago
17.

@!    

#7 Julie...exactly what i was thinking!

1647 days ago
18.

ZR    

I agree with the post saying these guys are too attractive to play Cheetah. Yes Mr Woods is ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly as hell - don't you think Anthony ?
And to think that his father once said that his son will mark the world like Gandhi or Nelson Mandela. Waowww what an understatement !!! LOL. Yes Mr Woods has become the joke of the world for being a stupid, egomaniac, narcissitic, sociopath who believes he's bigger than life.

1647 days ago
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a poster    

@ lisa.....The majority Black people here in the U.S. are of mixed race or ethnicity. So that would make Tiger just as Black as any other man who has some Negroid in his ancestry.

1647 days ago
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Jason Chambers    

WHEN IS THE ALL FEMALE GLORIA ALLRED PORN SPOOF COMING OUT?



1647 days ago
21.

Love Star Wars    

Gloria Alred porn is in the bestiality section of the porn shop.

1647 days ago
22.

Blomfeldt    

"one little girl gave me a letter on the third tee, which I thought was awfully sweet" ... you have to admit, he sure is trying to shore up his image, etc ... so the question that I have for the Lovers is: why is he doing this ? ... and why is he doing this now ? ... I understood from you people that his "skill and prowess" on the golf course are all that matter ? ... anything else is irrelevant and is none of our business, including the adultery, conceit, dishonesty, foul language, temper tantrums, etc ... yet Tiger keeps acting now like it was our business ? ...
there appears to be a discrepancy here and so perhaps a Lover could indulge me and explain what's going on ? ... thanks from a "former" Tiger Lover...



1647 days ago
23.

Carmen    

The only thing Tiger has now is Golf, a Damaged Reputation for the rest of his life and many vengeful, shameless mistresses that will continue to make his life miserable.

1647 days ago
24.

cys    

So the woman that wanted an apology from Tiger for telling her she was the only woman in his life (except for his wife) is now making a porn movie? This woman hired an attorney, appeared crying on every show that would have her, then followed him to the Masters for a little pole dancing at a local club. She knew he was married and yet was shocked that there were others?!? She is not the wronged woman here and I wish to God that she would just go away already. UGH!!!

1647 days ago
25.

Joe    

First dude is a dead ringer for LL Cool J, not Woods!

1647 days ago
26.

Erica    

That guy is much better looking than nerdy-looking, goofy-looking Tiger Woods.

1647 days ago
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Erica    

23, No, you've got it mixed up. Tiger Woods is the one who should be in beastiality porn. I'm wondering why he is so conceited and arrogant. It seems he has never looked in a mirror.
21, You're right about American "blacks" having mixed ancestry; however, Tiger Woods has some really different ancestors. His mother claims to be part Dutch, but she really doesn't look it. I doubt if he has any Caucasian blood; his features don't look it.

1647 days ago
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Jonny Slim    

Wicked Pictures already distributed the FIRST Tiger Woods Spoof..."Tiger's Got Wood" this past January...http://tigersgotwoodmovie.com

1646 days ago
29.

FreakyDeaky    

The fact this guy won't get his johnson wet means one thing...



He ain't BIG enough. So much for stereotypes.

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