
While neither are pirates, both were raised in New Jersey.
We're just sayin'.

UMMMM does anyone else think it is strange that her hairline almost touches her eyebrows? She has absolutely no forehead. It is freaky!
Seriously, I cannot stop myself from saying that on all these Housewives shows, these women are all FUGLY.
This includes all the girls on Jersey this and that show, and Jerseylicious. FUGLY, overweight, pounds of makeup, just nasty and greazy looking.
Luann's song about Money cant buy you this and that, wow, I am not sure what they bought their *supposedly* rich husbands with. Looks sure did NOT have anything to do with it.
The Men are the same, FUGLY. I think Luann, Sonia and Jill are the only ones I could say is of average ok looks. All the rest of them on all the Housewives show, the Jersey shows, kick them to the curbs, seriously, ewwww.
This one up here that looks like Van Zandt, omg dont get me started. I have never seen anyone whos hairline lays on their eyebrows, and eyes are running into the eyebrows.!!!
TMZ is this one of those, "What's the Big Friggin' Difference?" articles?
If so, i can't find the 3 hidden differences.
That housewife is sooooooo fugly, she looks like a man in drag with lopsided eyes. Wish she'd stop saying bubbies. GET OVER IT, what a loser she is. And STOP HAVING BABIES!!!!! No need to repopulate the world with your ugliness.
THAT 11 MIL IN DEBT SKANK WOULD STOP A CLOCK SHE'S SOOO UGLY !!!
WONDER WHAT SHE LOOK'S LIKE WITHOUT MAKEUP ? UGH !!!!!!
CAROLINE IS A WANNBEE DON'S WIFE..WHATA BITCH !!!
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