Lindsay Lohan -- Plenty to Munch On in Jail

Fascinating news, thanks TMZ!

+1 on that headline TMZ.

Notably absent from that list: Carpet.

You forgot the top ramen and popcorn...the key ingredients in the jail house spread...but since she is not in general population she'll probably never learn how to make a "spread"...too bad for her.

So she won't go too crazy, is out in two weeks and will make money with the jail interview. Linds FTW

WHO CARES..

WHO CARES..

$135 bucks of junk food allocated a week. DAMN! Well, it's better than all those meds she's been downin' in other copious amounts.

Has anyone heard from Chantix? LiLo would have a great chance now to start with the Chantix program...

She'll be teewking in order to loose the weight she'll gain with all that junk food

Now tell me, who gives a rat's ass about this loser dirt bag? we have engineers and scientists that are coming out with things that are changing our lives! and all the magazines & newspapers are making a big deal out of a tramp!!!

It’s 2010. Odds are we all know at least one person who is a screw up. Sometimes they grow up and overcome it, sometimes not. We’re not giving Lohan a chance either way. She’s what 24? She has PLENTY of time to rebound.

Here are the Best Four Options for Lindsay Lohan waiting for her once she gets out of jail:
http://www.digitallizardproductions.com/daily-fournication-07.21.10--what-waits-4-lindsay-lohan.html

Nobody is making a big deal out of this. It's just frivolous news. Play accordingly.

Man those velveeta refried bean farts are the worst!

And don't be writing that she will NOT be able to smoke any while she's locked up. She WILL be given cigarettes by the guards and she will get some better better food too. Everyone is trying to make it sound like she will have it so so so bad. Shoot, she better enjoy the down time while she can. This will probably be the last free ride of her life. They are so taken with celebrities in jail but the only celebrities the guards usually get the chance to handle are the criminal ones, like say, common people who have committed crimes that have been noteworthy. Usually, in jail, the more hideous the crime or strange or one that has been publicized, the better that criminal gets it in jail. It's kind of like their own little popularity contest. If I'm lying I'm dying.

If only she could have someone send her some red bull and she'd be all set with the ambien in that cell. WTH! Sentence cut from 90 days to 13-14 in jail WITH food other than what is provided AND the RX that she needs to get her high as a kite. Great system we have here. Don't think she's going to learn anything from this. Let's hope they don't cut 85% of her rehab too.