Paris Hilton -- The Breast She's Ever Looked

Embarrassingly FUGLY. I wouldn't even step outside looking like that, what was she thinking? UGH.

I think she needs to get jumped by six ******s

Why is her perfume called tease? This woman is anything but. Chances are, if she has had a ****tail (and she probably has), some sort of mind altering drug (and lets face it, we all know shes on at least 3), she will just put out faster then a catholic girl drunk at the prom.

Bitch PLEASE...you are so far from Marilyn Monroe, it's not even funny.

This 'ho is a disgrace to Marilyn Monroe's memory. Shame on TMZ for even posting this.

She seems to favor Courtney Love much more than MM...sad but true

She may be ugly, but she's rich and skinny

Who/Which Would You Rather:

a) Paris Hilton as Marilyn
b) Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn
c) Stick your member into a trash-juice covered subway grate.

Holy crap she looks old! Botox is not your friend Paris.

Paris is always hot

Paris is always hot

At least Marilyn was beautiful

The lazy eye is giving me a raging boner

Wow, she does look like the alien from Mar Attacks! Hilarious! She's just really average....rich, but average.

LOL Either someone broke out the tire pump and inflated her implants or she's realling testing the limits of that bra to lift and squeeze. I'm sorry it just looks so unnatural and she wasn't that pretty to begin with, throw in the heavy tan and the overinflation and she ain't pretty at all