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Lindsay Lohan

Does Chinese,

No Fortune Cookie

9/24/2010 2:35 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan will be eating a poor man's Mr. Chow tonight -- dining on Chinese food, Lynwood Jail style.

Lindsay Lohan Jail
Tonight Lindsay will have a choice of beef and broccoli with rice, or beef and broccoli with rice ... or beef and broccoli with rice.

And it gets even better ...  there's also chicken gumbo.

Yum.

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Jay    

Lindsay posted this to her fellow mean girl on twitter:

@ReqinaGeorge Thanks check in2 jail now Annie Leibovitz will b taking my mug shot Better stuff my BB up my firecrotch before the guards see!

3 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to ReqinaGeorge

www.twitter.com/LiloInPsychWard


- Judging by Lindsays mug seems like Annie didnt do a good job.

1433 days ago
2.

Joy    

This isn't funny anymore.

1433 days ago
3.

Marie    

Why is it that free people like me eat crap like fast food while jail people like Lindsay Lohan eat fancy gourmet food?

1433 days ago
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Phyuck Yiu    

I have a feeling that all Lindsay is gonna eat tonight is a Tuna fish sandwich and some fish tacos if you know what I mean ;P

1433 days ago
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nobleday    

Looks better than what I'll probably have for dinner tonight. Plus, she doesn't have to make it.

TMZ...nice photo collage. Funny!

1433 days ago
6.

cmello    

why that now? not funny....

1433 days ago
7.

Joe    

Chinese food!?!? What a fu’cking joke! Your tax dollars at work. They should make this dumb bi’tch do something constructive while she's in there. We should make all these freaking inmates earn their keep! Clean public bathrooms, sweep streets, mow lawns…wait, if we do that we’ll be taking all the work away from the illegal aliens! What a great syetme we have!

1433 days ago
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Colders29    

XF COLDERS... 29 ks D tassy TMZZ tizzy lazzIE`ss STAY IN YOUR CELL LAY LOW..elite hard 2beat

1433 days ago
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MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

In lieu of flowers and gifts, please send your donations to your local animal shelter.

Sincerely, Judge Fox

1433 days ago
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Y do he got    

She`ll be having wHATEVER I PUT IN THIER

1433 days ago
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Y do he got    

JAILHOUSE COOKIE says your?

1433 days ago
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Y do he got    

the road2 the soul starts in the tummy tum HA HA HA how do you like my COOKIES now> jailhouse cookIE can put you to sleepie like MJ?

1433 days ago
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awards    

What about the sushi and tuna tocos?

1433 days ago
14.

Name    

Wow, she's going to eat better than I do. What's wrong with that picture????

@#7 - 100% right.

1433 days ago
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Steve    

"Chinese food!?!? What a fu’cking joke! Your tax dollars at work. They should make this dumb bi’tch do something constructive while she's in there. We should make all these freaking inmates earn their keep! Clean public bathrooms, sweep streets, mow lawns…wait, if we do that we’ll be taking all the work away from the illegal aliens! What a great syetme we have!"

Hello, you are stupid. Chinese food is pretty much the cheapest food in America and inmates DO work. So yes, you are dumb; try not to be so hateful and perhaps some brain activity will return.

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