Charlie Sheen Loses Wife, Gains Sober Coach

Best move he's made in or out of bed in years!

Charlie, I am Free to be a Sober Coach and for 100,000 a year you will have fun and not worry about partying ,and always be at work and never be in the tabloids again for drinking and drugs , call me !!

Solid move, Charlie. Keep trying to beat it. I wish you well.

wasn't there a sober coach with Charlie and Brooke in Aspen? Charlie's antics where ok when he was young and super hot. now it all just seems sad, not sexy. also, it is more than tone deaf for Charlie's manager to be dissing Brooke when it was he who aided Charlie's cheating on Brooke after the Aspen incident.

Oh. a babysitter.

Oh please. He had a sober coach with him at Christmas in Aspen when he took a knife to Brooke's throat, ripped the glasses off her face and had the folding switchblade just laying open w/clothes in his bag. lol

Isn't "sober coach" just a new-agey way of saying "wife"?

Speaking of that folding switchblade - has anybody thought about how unlikely it is that a guy would stick an opened switchblade in his bag? Don't people usually close it first? I always thought that was odd in many ways, Charlie also didn't seem at all anxious to hide it from the police. He was certainly sober enough by then to do it if he wanted. And to close the blade for safety reasons...

its the season to be merry and drunk

"Sober coach"- you mean BABYSITTER! How ridiculous. A grown man with everything going for him, no money problems and beautiful children and he needs a "coach" What BS!

What are the odds his "coach" is Mel Gibson?

ummm....didn't he and brooke have sober coaches while he was beating the carp out of her. He's been there done that - it doesn't work!

... and the "sober coach" is.... LINDSAY LOHAN!! Who knew?

SPAM ON THIS SITE IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!

Sober coach? Allergic reaction? Charlie's PR machine working overtime.