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Lindsay Lohan -- 'These Things Pay Well, Right?'

10/30/2010 9:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan once again poked fun at herself, but this time for a good cause -- as part of a PSA on FunnyOrDie.com for the American Jewish World Service.



The video also features Ben Stiller, Sarah Silverman, Jerry Seinfeld and plenty of others.

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darkrage6    

Well JaneB i'm sure plenty of people were saying the same thing aobut Robert Downey Jr., uring his dark period with drugs, but he proved all the naysayers wrong tenfold by resurrecting his career, so it's not at all farfetched for Lindsay to be able to get her career back like he did, oh I would KILL to see your face when that happens!

1363 days ago
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Dan Frederiksen    

I'd also like to know if AJWS aids palestinians. if you want to be edgy Sarah, try being edgy about that. grow some real stones

1363 days ago
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PFunk    

This is an incredible organization that supports (mainly) non Jews in the developing world- first to respond in Haiti after the horrific earthquake, with projects in many many countries all over the world including going full force on denouncing (through action) the Sudan genocide. I was on one of their El Salvador trips years ago and experienced the developing world as most people will never see through interaction and community service. Any reason to see the word Jewish and automatically assume that it has to do with mistreatment of Palestinians is unbelievably anti-Semitic, and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

TMZ- keep up the awesome work.

1363 days ago
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JaneB    

Dear Dark Rage,
"see my face when that happens?" Why do people ASSUME that the person who delivers unhappy news, wants life to be that way. I very much would like to see Lindsay heal and get her life in order. Dark Rage, you are uninformed in business to not understand what is happening to lindsay's "career". Lindsay is NOT a RD JR. RDJ did not act out like Linday does, babystrollers, hositle manicures in court, Lindsay is IMMATURE. It is hoped she will grow up, but signs don't look good. FIVE REHABS at 24? She doesn't stay clean a month. She claims she wants respect, and she ACTS foolish. Her priorities have not been her HEALTH but her LOOKS and her "cool" "THINGS". She thinks she can buy RESPECT, it can NOT be done, RESPECT IS ONLY EVER EARNED, and it is about THE hardest thing for a person to REBUILD.
Lindsay is in the gutter.
DEAL WITH IT.

1363 days ago
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JaneB    

Hey Dark Rage,
See my face when that happens? Why do people ASSUME that people who report UNHAPPY THINGS WANT THINGS THAT WAY?
Few things would thrill me more that to see Lindsay pull out. You need to be realistic, Lindsay is NOT Robert Downey Jr, further, Lindsays recovery is not something that will happen in a few months. RDJ did not hit baby strollers, or flip off the court, or act like a selfish piggie. Recovery is a long road for anyone, and Linday has dug herself in deep. She is an Azzhole at this point, OK? She is not worth the effort.
She wants respect and thinks she can buy it, in the form of suntan creams and puffy juvaderm lips. Lindsay has NO INNER VALUE,---to offer---- and in the end, that is what people OF QUALITY WANT, nay, DEMAND. You are very young, "Dark Rage." Odd signature for a dreamer.
Live, watch and Learn.

1363 days ago
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JaneB    

Sorry for the redundancy, I dont know why things disappear and then pop up later.
Maybe it needs repeating?

1363 days ago
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darkrage6    

Jane-Listen REAL close, cause i'm only gonna say this once, The so-called babystroller incident was FABRICATED by some two-bit hack with a vidoe camera who was trying to make a quick buck, if you actulaly WATCHED the video, you would've realized that the incident was faked, if she REALLY hit that stroller and just drove off, then the cops would've been all over her, but the nanny herself said that Lindsay didn't do a hit-and-run like that dumb-f*ck woh soht the video claimed. Yeah she may have acted selfish, but do you REALLY think people with drug addictions are going to be polite? Selfish behavior is pretty much normal for addicts, they're in a stage where they only care about getting a fix and nothing else, and that's how Lindsay was for a time, and yeah flipping off the court was dumb, but come on! Charlie Sheen's done WAAYYYYYY worse then her, he shot Kelly Preston in the arm and claimed it was accident and he threatened Denise richards with a knife, there's NO way you can say that's worse then anything Lindsay's ever done (again the stroller incident dosen't count since it obviously didn't happen the way you think it did) Also you act you know Lindsay inside and out, but the fact you don't know jack sh*t about her "inner value" or about what goes on with her life behind the scenes, so don't try to pretend like you have ALL the answers to everything about LL, also if you claim that she's not worth the effort, then why are you even ocmmenting about her in the first place? Seems to me if she wasn't worth the effort to you, thne you wouldn't evne bother commenting at all,and I am being realistic, Lindsay's finally getting the help she need sin rehab right now, and I don't see how it's crazy to believe that she can recover if RDJ did, after all he had the same selfish attitude back then that Lindsay had, so if you really don't think she's wort hthe effort, then maybe you should stop coming on TMZ altogether.

1363 days ago
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JaneB    

You misunderstood a lot. I suspect this is Dina. Your rage is odd for anyone else. A "regular" fan wouldn't react this way.
Well, good. Whom ever you are, I am not your enemy, and you do not know my relationship with Lindsay, OK. I do know Lindsay, how, where and why is NOT your business.
THe part where she is not worth the effort is in regards to HIRING HER. She is UNSTABLE ok, to hire an active coke-head who cannot control her behavior, even under the threat of JAIL, shows she is unbankable, hiring Lindsay for a project puts many, many people at risk for her antics. Her bullshi& cost studios money. You seem to take comments about Lindsay as if all people are speaking of her, CHARACTER. I speak only of her BEHAVIOR and their consequences to her "career" and society that she drives around in. Babystoller thing was NOT MANAGED WELL REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE TRUTH IS. You don't UNDERSTAND the impact and ramifications of "BAD PR," regardless if it is TRUE or not.
I keep writing in because I do care about Lindsay and I truly care about young (minded) people like yourself who think that because Lindsay is Nice, and/or pretty and/or talented that anyting she does is EXCUSEABLE. It is not, and she is going to have to do more than check into rehab, sleep and check out before she is CAPABLE of contributing to society, instead of polluting it, If you young kids think Lindsay behavior is "cool" and "acceptable" your generation has a hell of a lot more to worry about than Global Warming wiping you out.
Just because I recognize Lindsay is acting like a azzhole, doesn't mean I don't LOVE HER. You can NOT WISH that people will get better, sometimes you have to tell them the ****(*& truth, to HELP THEM GET BETTER.
Lindsay needs to abandon dreams of Hollywood for YEARS and get into STUDYING WHAT SHE IS ABOUT and HOW TO MANAGE HER BODY.
5 rehabs at 24 isn't encouraging.
I so hope she makes it in life, but I KNOW, yes I DO LITTLE ONE, I KNOW Hollywood is done with Lilo, for a long, long time.
Words, her repetitive PROMISES of change, are NOT enough when she has YEARS LONG of SIGNIFCIANTLY ****(*& up. We want to see a HISTORY of KEEPING IT TOGETHER. NOONE IS GOING TO PUT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS DOWN FOR A COMMON ACTRESS WHO IS GOING TO OD OR GET ARRESTED DURING FILMING OK. LINDSAY CANNOT STAY CLEAN. LINDSAY WILL NOT BE HIRED UNTIL SHE IS CLEAN, AND HAS BEEN FOR SOME TIME.
I am truly sorry, Dina, and Lindsay and whom ever you are Dark Rage, you obviously do have a lot of rage, I think you must have had a lot of dreams and expectations in life that did not come true.
Life is like that.
Goodluck Dina, Good luck Lindsay. Think of something else to do for money. We can NOT help you anymore.

1363 days ago
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JaneB    

You misunderstood a lot. I suspect this is Dina. Your rage is odd for anyone else. A "regular" fan wouldn't react this way.
Well, good. Whom ever you are, I am not your enemy, and you do not know my relationship with Lindsay, OK. I do know Lindsay, how, where and why is NOT your business.
THe part where she is not worth the effort is in regards to HIRING HER. She is UNSTABLE ok, to hire an active coke-head who cannot control her behavior, even under the threat of JAIL, shows she is unbankable, hiring Lindsay for a project puts many, many people at risk for her antics. Her bullshi& cost studios money. You seem to take comments about Lindsay as if all people are speaking of her, CHARACTER. I speak only of her BEHAVIOR and their consequences to her "career" and society that she drives around in. Babystoller thing was NOT MANAGED WELL REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE TRUTH IS. You don't UNDERSTAND the impact and ramifications of "BAD PR," regardless if it is TRUE or not.
I keep writing in because I do care about Lindsay and I truly care about young (minded) people like yourself who think that because Lindsay is Nice, and/or pretty and/or talented that anyting she does is EXCUSEABLE. It is not, and she is going to have to do more than check into rehab, sleep and check out before she is CAPABLE of contributing to society, instead of polluting it, If you young kids think Lindsay behavior is "cool" and "acceptable" your generation has a hell of a lot more to worry about than Global Warming wiping you out.
Just because I recognize Lindsay is acting like a azzhole, doesn't mean I don't LOVE HER. You can NOT WISH that people will get better, sometimes you have to tell them the ****(*& truth, to HELP THEM GET BETTER.
Lindsay needs to abandon dreams of Hollywood for YEARS and get into STUDYING WHAT SHE IS ABOUT and HOW TO MANAGE HER BODY.
5 rehabs at 24 isn't encouraging.
I so hope she makes it in life, but I KNOW, yes I DO LITTLE ONE, I KNOW Hollywood is done with Lilo, for a long, long time.
Words, her repetitive PROMISES of change, are NOT enough when she has YEARS LONG of SIGNIFCIANTLY ****(*& up. We want to see a HISTORY of KEEPING IT TOGETHER. NOONE IS GOING TO PUT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS DOWN FOR A COMMON ACTRESS WHO IS GOING TO OD OR GET ARRESTED DURING FILMING OK. LINDSAY CANNOT STAY CLEAN. LINDSAY WILL NOT BE HIRED UNTIL SHE IS CLEAN, AND HAS BEEN FOR SOME TIME.
I am truly sorry, Dina, and Lindsay and whom ever you are Dark Rage, you obviously do have a lot of rage, I think you must have had a lot of dreams and expectations in life that did not come true.
Life is like that.
Goodluck Dina, Good luck Lindsay. Think of something else to do for money. We can NOT help you anymore.

1363 days ago
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darkrage6    

Oh so you do know Lindsay? Well then all I have ot say is that she won't remain unbankable forever, the director of the Inferno film is still willing to hire her so obviously you're not completely correct aoubt her not getting ANY work period, and if she does recover, then sooner or later someone will eventually take a chnace on her, also I don't have "rage" I just chose the username darkrage cause I think it sounds cool. Also I'm not so sure that stroller incident had much of an impact as it seems to be almost completely forgotten by now. And where the hell did I say her behavior was "cool" or "acceptable"? I never did, you just misread what I said, I don't judge Lindsay because I've got relatives of my own who have dealt with substance abuse issues, so I know what she's going through, I'm not saying what she's done is "excusable" by any means, all i'm saying is that she shouldn't be demonized for the rest of her life for a few DUIS while Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson get slapped on the wrist for domestic abuse, so don't try and feed me that lame "your generation" bullsh*t, even if you DO know Lindsay, unless either you or someone in your fmaily has dealt with an addiction, you don't truly know what she's going through. My cousin died in a car crash because she was driivng durnk, no one else was hurt, but did that make my cousin a bad person?. HELL NO! She was very godo to me and everyone els ein my family, she just drove drunk that one night because her boyfriend broke up with her and some other stuff, not saying that excused her from driving drunk, but I can understand why she did it. I'm sure Lindsay would like to take a break of Hollywood, but the cold hard truth is that she just can't afford to give up on acting as she's been the breadwinner in her family since she was little, so she pretty much HAS to act in order to provide for her fmaily, cause her parents sure as hell aren't gonna do it! Also you cna't judge someone by the number of rehab trips, people rarely get better after one trip, for some people it takes many, and Lindsay didn't seem to be really serious about rehab until now. You can believe whatever the hell you want to believe about Lindsay, but even if you do perosnally know her, there's still a ton of stuff that goes on behind the scenes that niether you or anybody else on here knows about, bottom line- the only person who knows EVERYTHING about Lindsay is herself.

1363 days ago
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JaneB    

Dear Rage,
In regards to your comments of the Fool Charlie Sheen:

You and others of interest should know that HOLLYWOOD HAS A DOUBLE STANDARD.
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEED TO BE CLASSY.
LUSHES ARE PUNISHED. Studly-drunks, rewarded, or at least applauded (to a point.)
THIS IS NOT FAIR. BUT IT IS THE WAY IT IS.
Part of womans sexuality (attractiveness) is her DIGNITY. This is where Lindsay blew it. It is possible to get it back, or achieve it for the first time, through efforts that are worthy.
It is odd that you say Charlie Sheen did this, he is even worse than Lindsay, As is what Charlie DID is A MEASURE of Lindsay's errors. Boo-Boo-s are boo-boos. The fact that Chuck is a BIGGER AZZHOLE than Lndsay doesn't mean that Lindsay has acted anythng LESS than a big azz herself.
If you are OK with the way Lindsay behaves, you should question HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU GOING TO ALLOW TO ACT LIKE LINDSAY BEFORE "FREEDOM" to "BE YOURSELF"....turns to SOCIAL CHAOS? We can not ALL snort coke, drive around hijacking cars and flip off judges....CAN WE?.

Aw, don't worr about Chuck, Chuckies going down. Karma works. And Lindsay, your Karma aint bitting your azz because you are a BAD person, but because you made BAD choices for your stated goals.
You create your reality through your CHOICES...figure it out!

1363 days ago
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darkrage6    

Um, did I say was OK with the way that Lindsay behaved, NO!! I'm not defending her careless actions, all I was saying was that I could understand WHERE she was coming from and WHY she did those things, my cousin drove drunk and got killed in a car crash, and it was no doubt a VERY stupid thing for her to do, but that didn't mean she was a horrible person at all, she was very good to everyone in my family, she just slipped up because of some seirous personal issues she was going through, even though I certainly won't defend her actions because of that, I can still understand how she was driven to drive drunk that night. Basically I saw things from my cousins perspective, maybe you should try that with Lindsay, even though I know it's pretty much unthinkable for people like you to do something like that.

1363 days ago
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JaneB    

Rage,
Lindsay does NOT know her HERSELF, that is the problem. And I cant say I know her "that well" or "better than herself" in anyway ok. But I have had contact with her and I have been where she is in more ways than you know. I have been to rehab 20 years ago, and I have relaps before. I DO KNOW ITS A STRUGGLE. That is why I am saddened to see those who do not understand how big a struggle it is, that under her conditions of NOT BEING ABLE TO STAY CLEAN, it is DELUSIONAL thinking to think she has the SKILLS ---AT THIS TIME,--- to check out of rehab and go back to working on a set.
If you are under the impression that her offer to work for INFERNO is something to be PROUD of, or something that will earn her respect, you are mistaken. If you check into her part and her dialog you will see, INFERNO is not a career booster --if she wants to work A LIST HOLLYWOOD. I never meant to suggest Lindsay can not do PORN. I think that she would be offered work in this field, I think it would be the death of her.
It is AMAZING TO me how many things you have ASSUMED about me. I am very pleased you wrote me back, but it is bizarre to me, that you seem to be writing to someone else....your assumptions about me could not be more wrong.
I can tell you care very much for Lindsay and you wish for her to return to status, but if you do have any experience in substance abuse, you should know it takes more than a DECISION to stay clean and grow. One of Lindsay bigget problem, I see, is she has no true PEER SUPPORT SYSTEM that UNDERSTANDS that CODDLING IS NOT SUPPORT. Lindsay has a lot of hired "yes" people, and also finanical responisbilty of an entire family, which is ridiculous and they soon are to see, they are going to have to grow-up too. Lindsay "fortune" came from her being a "child star" OK? I am not saying, or even suggesting that she does not have talent for adult roles, she really hasn't TESTED that yet. Machette role was pretty small. OK.
Lindsay should be DISCOURAGED from INFERNO IF she wants to work in Hollywood "A" or "B" list again.
Garabage eaters are a very select market.
Rage, Please open your mind to the possibility that maybe everytime someone says something that you don't like, it ISN"T BECAUSE they dont like you.....Your getting angry at me for stating a truth, AS I KNOW IT, is not healthy for you. You may not like or agreee with my reality, but you are a fool to dismiss it, just because you don't live it yourself.
OK.
There are many, many things you do not know.
PLEASE do not assume I am saying that I know everything, I most certainly DO NOT. What I do is ask a lot of questions, work very hard and do a lot of research. I am no genuis. I am just educated and experienced.
I get sick to my stomach when I hear comments about Lindsay thinking she going to check out of rehab and "go to work." THERE IS NO RUSH TO LEAVE REHAB.. I SWEAR, THERE IS NO RESPECTABLE/QUALITY WORK AVAILABLE FOR LINDSAY UNTIL SHE'S CLEAN AND CLEAR HEADED.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, RAGE, I don't really give a damn, I am not trying to convince, or pursued anytbody about anything. I want to be honest with Lindsay because no one else is being honest wth Lindsay. And, I believe, when Lindsay reads this, she will KNOW in her heart, it is the truth.
I want her to move ON with her life. I am not saying she is a horrible person for being a drug addict, I am trying to get it through to her that her being a drug addict has had HORRIBLE CONSEQUENCES. PROVE ME WRONG! I WOULD F&CKIN* LOVE IT!

1363 days ago
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JaneB    

Rage,
You are really jumping to conclusion that I think Lindsay is a horrible person, or that I don't feel compassion for her situation. IT IS IRREVALANT HOW I "FEEL" WHEN I AM HIRING PEOPLE. I don't understand why YOU are inflicting JUDGMENT on my PERPECTIVE. You are arguing about Lindsay is a good person. I am saying Lindsay's behavior is not without CONSEQUENCES,, regardless of the QUALITY of HER EXCUSES, or how HARD life is for her. I never said I didn't care, or understand that its hard to act classy when you are an addict,. It is IRRELEVANT to business HOW HARD LINDSAY LOHAN"S REALTIY IS FOR HER TO DEAL WITH---OR WHY.
You need to UNDERSTAND, HOLLYWOOD ISN"T ABOUT NICE. OK.
Would you hire her to babysit your kids?
It's like that OK.
YOU are the one full of judgement, my friend. I am stating FACTS, you are arguing that life isn't fair because you don't like it.
Just saying, you are extremely emotional and your arguments are not logical. It doesn't matter to me, I don't want to argue with you. But I hope you learn soon, that "good wishes" and "forgiveness" don't manage the world of HOLLYWOOD.
Swear.

1363 days ago
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darkrage6    

Well I hate to break it to you Jane, but Lindsay already signed a contract for Inferno, so she can't get out of doing that film evne if she wanted to. If she bails on the film then she'll get sued for breach of contract which she obviously won't be able to afford at this point, and after the cost of her stay at Betty Ford, she'll be pretty much broke, so Lindsay really has NO choice but to do the film, so discouraging her isn't going to work. Also you misread that thing about Lindsay wanting to leave rehab, she's just really worried about her financial situation, and rightfully so since she's nearly broke now, seriously, what else do you expect Lindsay to do to earn money? Not everything you're stating is a fact, whether you want to admit it or not.

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