Ryan vs. Jake: Who'd You Rather?

The question is, would either of them know what they were doing. Nature screwed up. Older men are more interesting but they just can't do it without a whole lot of help.

It's a real drag.

Does TMZ really sit around thinking of which dude they'd rather bang? I guess so...

Mmm. This is too hard!!! How bout both with a side of that greasy euro Cristiano Ronaldo.

2 OF THE GAYEST DUDES ON THE PLANET. THE WAY THEY STARING IN THE CAMERA THEY WOULD MUCH RATHER DO EACH OTHER FOR REALZ. I SMELL A JAIL CELL XXX TAPE!!

Where is the NEITHER button? I really prefer a non-equine face. If you've got an enormously long nose, poke it around in the pasture, not in me, thank you very much. These two are some ugly mofos. And, don't even get me started on Maggie. Blech.

I like both as actors. But attractive and hunky. No.

Jake is hottttt!

Not a snowball's chance.

I won't even pick either of these two! Sure, they have money, but I don't know who Ryan is (I've heard his name, but that's all) and Jake seems like such a wimp. They're both just OKAY looking...I'll PASS!

those 2 hump each other for sure

Where's Jake's neck?

i'll take jake ryan from sixteen candles instead.

Ryan is very handsome, indeed. Loved him in the movie "Fracture" with Anthony Hopkins. If you haven't seen it, you should. I have my doubts about Jake's maturity if it's true he's dating Taylor "I have no talent" Swift. She looks like a 10-year old. Perverted!

This was the hardest question I've ever had to answer! If only both were an option. ;)

This is pretty lame, but I'll answer because no one else seems to feel the need.

Ryan Gosling. Hands down. Talented actor and Dead Man's Bones is fantastic band.