Born – January 12, 1954
New York, New York, U.S.

Radio personality, TV judge, King of All Media.

Worked as a DJ in a bunch of cities, got a morning show in New York, got syndicated, became world famous.

Created timeless radio segments like “Lesbian Dial-a-Date,” “Anal Ring Toss” and “Homeless Hollywood Squares.”

Has had public feuds with one or two people, including (but not limited to) Jay Leno, Jamie Foxx, Larry King, Kathie Lee Gifford, Don Imus, Adam Sandler, Chevy Chase, Paul Reiser, Judd Apatow and the FCC.

Moved his radio show to satellite radio, took his entire audience with him, not sure who's listening to actual radio anymore.

Became a judge on "America's Got Talent," will likely explain to many Americans how they actually have no talent.

Jake Gyllenhaal And Marcus Mumford -- Hanging At Disneyland With Olaf (PHOTO)

Jake Gyllenhaal -- Not Moved by Jamie Foxx's National Anthem (VIDEO)

Jake Gyllenhaal -- DUDE CAN FIGHT ... Says World Champion Co-Star

Jake Gyllenhaal -- Scary Jacked ... For New Boxing Flick

What's The Big Frigin' Difference?!

Philip Seymour Hoffman's GF & Children -- Emotional Funeral Exit

Jake Gyllenhaal -- Check Out My New Bandages

Jake Gyllenhaal -- HOSPITALIZED .. Stitches After Punching Mirror

Howard Stern's Beetlejuice -- I Knocked Jake Gyllenhaal the F**k Out

Jake Gyllenhaal Brings Out the Big Guns

Jake Gyllenhaal -- Wet & Shirtless

Jake Gyllenhaal -- Gang Violence Witness