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Michael Lohan's Song -- Every 'Rose' Has Its Thorns

1/10/2011 9:35 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Prepare to have yourself an eargasm -- TMZ has obtained a preview of the song Michael Lohan had commissioned for his daughter Lindsay ... and OMFGGFFG it's amazing!!!

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As we first reported, MiLo collaborated with Delious Kennedy, one of the members of the Grammy winning group All-4-One on a track in Lindsay's honor.

Delious told us the song would be a club track in the mold of Lady Gaga -- and, uh, it's definitely a club track.

If this doesn't say I love you ... nothing does.

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MidoriMe    

My ears!!

1292 days ago
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Joann    

LOL..you use autotune when you can't sing a note. This dude is pathetic.

1292 days ago
3.

Jackie    

Awful....Omg!

1292 days ago
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JJ    

My "favorite" line *cough* is: "She'll fall back and spring forward."

At least I think that's what he said.

1292 days ago
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Karren    

Thought that Michael had "sworn" NEVER to speak to the press, paps, anyone about LiLo. What a Publicity Grabber he is! Now he has had a song written about his daughter (or a tribute to her, etc?) He is getting as bad as mom, Dina, at trying to grab the "limelights"! Michael, why don't you just wait a little while to see if Lindsay really remains clean/sober for a good (lentghy) period of time! I wouldn't be dedicating any songs to her quite yet! Give her some time!

1292 days ago
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Sad sad    

Alrighty then.

1292 days ago
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Debbstar    

Some things can not be unheard.....OMG...Just AWFUL!!!

1292 days ago
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MIDNIGHT TOKER    

wow that is amazing,I get the feeling to rip my ears off

1292 days ago
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Caring Kate    

Hope that this suffering young woman learns to detach from whatever is sick and stick with what is healthy. She can love her parents, accept their serious emotional problems, and still be totally detached. She'll never fix 'em. She has to focus on her own higher power and the twelve steps. She suffers from addiction which is very much like diabetes. The insulin for addiction is MEETINGS. Without MEETINGS she will grow sicker and die. In the event that Lindsay ever reads this comment, this is for her: Focus, Lindsay! Focus on the MEETINGS, the twelve steps and your higher power. Detach with love from your long suffering and emotionally troubled parents. That doesn't mean you can't ever visit them. Just don't allow yourself to be influenced or effected by them. MEETINGS will help you to practice the art of loving detachment until it comes naturally. Don't' get caught up in analyzing how the MEETINGS work. They just do, so show up and accept that MEETINGS are your life saving insulin. They work.

1292 days ago
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LA me    

Oh What Auto-tune will do these days....lets hear a true singing artist!! This "song" if you'll call it that is just NOISE! Michael is a stalker of his own daughter! The whole Lowerhand family is disgusting!

1292 days ago
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Mia    

Omg....this is just plain creepy as hell haha

1292 days ago
12.

bagladey    

This clown... smh, sigh, smh again.

1292 days ago
13.

Thomas    

Can you say Grammy? Save your breath.

1292 days ago
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Peoplearejustdumb    

WTF - Even with the super aid of autotune this person sounds horrible ... I mean damn at least try to sing in a range that the autotune isn't busting its ass to get you in tune.

1292 days ago
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Peoplearejustdumb    

WTF - Even with the super aid of autotune this person sounds horrible ... I mean damn at least try to sing in a range that the autotune isn't busting its ass to get you in tune.

1292 days ago
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