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Charlie Sheen on Firing -- 'This Is Good News'

3/7/2011 6:57 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ has obtained a statement from Charlie Sheen on his firing from "Two and a Half Men" today:

 "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."



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commen sense    

Charlie was one of my favorite actors, really feel sorry for him and also hope he get's the help he needs and makes a come back. We all need to remember that all of us have had bad times, we just wasn't famous so no one noticed. Good luck Charlie.

1239 days ago


I want me a bunch of women and a briefcase fulla blow. If Heimy town don't like it, "*".

1239 days ago

Holly Wilson    

According to the Daily Rash, Elizabeth Taylor has challenged Sheen to try and out party him!

1239 days ago

Charlie Sheen    

All of you make me sick, the fact is that I am a doer and you are all wanting to be like me - someone who gets things done bro!

None of you could possibly understand what its like in my mind because I am on an entirely different level than 'humans' such as yourselves.

One day, perhaps your race can become a Sheenian however, for now, I'm in GO and winning every time I so much as take a nap so you can all just watch my magic goblins as they raid your village of golden nuggets - cause just like that I'm a fighter jet that will strike at your ground based objects of disfigurement and nonsense.

1239 days ago


So Charlie was getting at least 50 million dollars a year for the past 3 years, he starred in several hit movies back in the 80"s (more millions),and you people are saying that he needs help. YOU People need help, not him. Charlie doesn't have to work another day in his life. He won't be able to go through all of his money no matter how hard he tries. He really is "winning" if you define winning as having more money than 99% of the U.S. population.

1239 days ago


Ahh Charlie,I used to admire you ...Get help.

1239 days ago


Charlie's an Adonis Douchebag

1239 days ago

Doug M    

Sorry Charlie Its all over! But the Crying!! LOOSER!!!!!!!!!

1239 days ago


"Sorry Charlie Its all over! But the Crying!! LOOSER!!!!!!!!!"

It's spelled with one O, you LOSER troll.

1239 days ago


Dancing with the Stars....hmmmm....I was thinking maybe Drinking with the Stars....(sure to win that one)this guy with all his talent and he becomes this...sad...very sad.

1239 days ago


come on people. The man is sick, but in the BB of AA, if you read the "How it works", it says,
Rarely have we seen a person fail who has thoroughly followed our path. Those who do not recover, are people who cannot or will not completely give themselves to this simply program.
There are such unfortunates. They are not at fault; they seem to have been born that way.
Yes, that is Charlie. He is naturally incapable of grasping and developing a manner of living, that demands rigorous honesty..........

1239 days ago

N. Burris    

Good grief, the man has just lost it. I would actually be afraid of him. Someone needs to step in and help him but who? Porn girls for child care?????? Yes, he has just lost it.


1239 days ago

Cecil Renfield of that earns its multi-million    

Charlie Sheen is simply tired of being manipulated by the Hollywood mafia that earns its multi-million dollar rewards from the suckers who worship the 'stars' that are paid millions to interpret tha fairy stories that emanate from Hollywood.

1239 days ago


Sounds as if Charlie Sheen has just had enough. I empathize.

1239 days ago

a. white    

The obvious question ............

How will any self-respecting father of five ever defend his words and actions to his children one day?

And your answer to this is ........ Charlie?

1239 days ago
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