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Charlie Sheen on Firing -- 'This Is Good News'

3/7/2011 6:57 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ has obtained a statement from Charlie Sheen on his firing from "Two and a Half Men" today:

 "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."



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(232. I think Karena at #226 is riding the same train and Charlie! Jeezzzzz
Posted at 6:16 AM on Mar 9, 2011 by Bill)

Bill (#232), what are you an idiot? You've commented on my posting with a 'one-liner' and didn't have the decency to, AT THE VERY LEAST, formulate the sentence coherently. Go back to school, fool. It’s clowns like you whose 'SMALL' errors breed a thousand more. Think about it. How much, or how many people, have you F*CKED-UP in life as a result of your lazy brain?

1288 days ago


Charlie Sheen is amazing. I'll be sure to buy tickets for whatever he's in next. The people who hate him will buy two tickets. How about a Presidential run? It would be nice to have a President who speaks honestly, even if it isn't pretty.

1287 days ago


Bitch about Charlie all you want. He got to fck Denise Richards. You haven't.

1287 days ago


He needs help... hope he gets it soon

1221 days ago
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