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Charlie Sheen on Firing -- 'This Is Good News'

3/7/2011 6:57 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ has obtained a statement from Charlie Sheen on his firing from "Two and a Half Men" today:

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 "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."



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Karena    

(232. I think Karena at #226 is riding the same train and Charlie! Jeezzzzz
Posted at 6:16 AM on Mar 9, 2011 by Bill)

Bill (#232), what are you an idiot? You've commented on my posting with a 'one-liner' and didn't have the decency to, AT THE VERY LEAST, formulate the sentence coherently. Go back to school, fool. It’s clowns like you whose 'SMALL' errors breed a thousand more. Think about it. How much, or how many people, have you F*CKED-UP in life as a result of your lazy brain?

1288 days ago
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hu    

Charlie Sheen is amazing. I'll be sure to buy tickets for whatever he's in next. The people who hate him will buy two tickets. How about a Presidential run? It would be nice to have a President who speaks honestly, even if it isn't pretty.

1287 days ago
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Dave    

Bitch about Charlie all you want. He got to fck Denise Richards. You haven't.

1287 days ago
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Frances    

He needs help... hope he gets it soon

1221 days ago
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