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Charlie Sheen on Firing -- 'This Is Good News'

3/7/2011 6:57 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ has obtained a statement from Charlie Sheen on his firing from "Two and a Half Men" today:

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 "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."



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31.

Rickster    

Charlie with your state of mind, the only job you have left is to run for president of Venezuela, you and Chavez/Penn are all out there in left field lol.

Winning!!!!!!!

1242 days ago
32.

LMT    

Start tweeting, dude! You will need the money. $100,000 a month in child support, 7 gram rocks of crack, and 2 livin whores = a lot of tweets!

1242 days ago
33.

Erin    

The joke's on you, Warlock. You're going down the drain faster than all of the hair you never had on your head.

1242 days ago
34.

beachgal    

LOSING!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

1242 days ago
35.

USTEXASPREZ    

Charlie Sheen's New Theme Song~ I Love Women (Like The Devil Loves Sin) Play now: http://tinyurl.com/32vjktr

1242 days ago
36.

Tracy    

No judge with half a brain would let this idiot visit his kids let alone have custody of them. What a delusional moron!

1242 days ago
37.

KenzieQ    

His BRAIN is mush--- the more he talks the more ridiculous he sounds. He doesn't GET IT. All those people following you on twitter are not your supporters Charlie, they just like to watch an easy train wreck. Rubbernecks.

1242 days ago
38.

dirvish    

Charlie is SICK, so really anything he says or does shouldn't surprise anyone. I feel sorry for him. I hope he gets put on a 5150 psych hold if there is a God because, seriously, he could die. :( ... He needs everyone is his life and those hanger ons to tough love him (meaning stay away from him until he gets help).

1242 days ago
39.

Christina G.    

I don't see how they are in breach of contract. Surely there is something in his contract about publicly disparaging his employer. And there's always an "immoral behavior" clause in those TV contracts. If not, his former employers are idiots.

1242 days ago
40.

yo    

Warner Bros. Hires Powerhouse Lawyers To Handle Charlie Sheen

by Perez Hilton

Uh-oh.

Charlie Sheen may want to shut up now.

Warner Bros. isn't messing around. They've hired big-time lawyers, Ron Olsen and John Spiegel, to deal with Charlie.

The two lawyers have been in contact with Charlie's lawyer, Marty Singer who sent a letter to Warner Bros. and CBS threatening a lawsuit if they didn't restart production on the sitcom.

He also accused the network and studio of turning a blind eye to Charlie's notorious partying, but then overreacted when he lashed out against show creator Chuck Lorre.

Yikes. With big powerhouse attorneys like Olsen and Spiegel, Charlie may want to keep his mouth shut if he wants to have any chance of returning to his job.

But then again, it's CHARLIE FREAKIN' SHEEN. We have a feeling we'll be seeing him in court very, very soon.

1242 days ago
41.

J Johnson    

Hey, "do***ented as puzzling"

**** off you stupid bastard.

1242 days ago
42.

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

He really shouldn't dis the shirts, they were so much nicer than anything he's been sporting lately.

1242 days ago
43.

Emilio    

Here's a Team Sheen shirt that reveals the warlock secret of winning and proves Charlie has tigerblood flowing through his veins.

http://samrandazzo.tumblr.com/post/3632161585/for-all-those-warlocks-that-wanna-let-everyone

1242 days ago
44.

mandy_Reeves    

Ok...I was in his corner til the other night. I watched that psychotic cluster eff called Sheen's korner. Ugh...just awful and desperate. He is just totally come undone. His mind is like "um...I'm a get the hell outta here before he kills me" Up in his head it must be like cobwebs and broken cuckoo clocks and bats. Like the old school bugs bunny cartoons where they show a crazy person... bats in the belfry or whatever.

1242 days ago
45.

steven katona    

bravo charlie! show hollywood you got what it takes to stand on your own.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MOfWFOk93Q

i'm in your corner charlie no matter how bad it gets. i aint standing idle. i play the hand i get. you better get on it!

1242 days ago
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