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Charlie Sheen's Ex-Lovers

to Reunite ... In Porn

3/9/2011 9:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen might not be out of a job for long ... TMZ has learned he's been offered a job directing a porno that's slated to star THREE of his ex-lovers.

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Vivid Entertainment head honcho, Steven Hirsch, fired off a letter to Sheen ... asking him to take the helms of an upcoming skin flick titled, "Two and a Half Women." 

We're told Charlie's lady friend Melanie Rios is tentatively set to star in the movie ... along with Cassandra Cruz and Elizabeth Ann ... two porn stars who have each claimed to have had intimate warlock relations with Charlie in the past.

In his letter to Sheen, Hirsch insists Charlie would have full creative control of the flick -- "scenarios, positions, etc." -- and notes, "The fact that you are the ultimate connoisseur of adult films would definitely work to your advantage."

No word on how much cash is on the table. So far, we're told Hirsch has yet to hear back.

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16.

Fred Farkel    

I
ABSOULTELY
LOVE
THIS
IDEA


TEAM
CHARLIE
YOU
ARE
THE
MAN


THEY
LITERALLY
CANNOT
PROCESS


BUT
THE
REST
OF
THE
WORLD
WILL
BUY
THE
PRODUCT

1267 days ago
17.

Sammie    

So tell me...is Charlie back on the drugs? Alcohol? He needs to be snuck up on with a surpise drug test.

1267 days ago
18.

Sammie    

Forgot - It's either this or a reality show and God knows we don't need another reality show!

1267 days ago
19.

Sammie    

Alright, one more - I wonder where HBO and their $10 mil went.

1267 days ago
20.

Holly    

Haven’t we had enough Charlie Sheen, and porn?

1267 days ago
21.

SouthernFriedRebel    

I think Charlie should invite his friends over for a party, Mel Gibson, Linsay Lohan, Moammar Gadhafi, Richard Hatch, etc.

1267 days ago
22.

mark    

Charley Sheen has always been a punk.

1267 days ago
23.

not falln for it!    

i wouldnt put it past mr sheen to do this .since he seems willing to go to such extremes...just watched his 3rd ustream and he's only getting worse.what are his 5 kids thinking about this.why their fathers crazy and worse wont accept help not for himself but if he thought other than his warlockness and focus on whats real he would see its his kids .that he chose to bring into this world!he needs to get help!man up and be a dad!loved the show but charlies anger,insults and just plain weirdness not to mention wife beating..im not longer a viewer or his fan.and what i see now is a 2 year olds hissy fit cause he thought they'd bend! whats that expression oh yeah sorry charlie! i will be watching your replacement since the rest of the cast are excellant with or without you...and i mr sheen am not a troll!!! walk a day in a regular persons life&live paycheck 2 paycheck and ohhhh youd be like i cant handle it and take it back///sound familiar????you give alot of advice but take none!so this makes you a loser not winner.and besides the porns right up his alley maybe his goddesses can join in!!!!your older than me mr sheen and what i see is a dirty old man.willing to take potshots at even jon cryer and michael j fox.you dont deserve the money michael j fox has parkinsons and you have what???????everyones had a opioion maybe a psyche evaulation would clear that one up!cbs made the right decision you gave them no choice!!

1267 days ago
24.

jim    

Class Levin, class.

TMZ Cares.......about revenue.

1267 days ago
25.

Chaps    

Sheen should put on some lipstick and act in those Trannie pornos he loves so much!

1267 days ago
26.

Teater    

Dear Porno Production Company,Mark Cuban,Owner of the Mavericks and the Goddess,should all be sued for taking advantage of a Mentally Ill Person,It is against the Law in every State to Make/execute a Contract with a Person whom's "informed consent" is not mentally viable,and it will hold up in Court that you'd have to pay him back with Penalitys and face both Criminal and civil Charges,and the so called Goddess,your on Notice ! your comments about supporting Charlie and his statements ,is called enabling, and his kids wont be around him or you as you have not called anyone to step end and help him,Your both self serving (Whore's) whom are Gold digging him,when he does get committed,you'll be escorted off the Property,so better go find real jobs,McDonalds is hiring,You'll be required to wear clothes there. Signed Mental Health advocate-NAMI,Member & Stand for Children,And one pissed off Granny

Now would somebody Please step up and do something to Help Charlie,He is Manic-Depressive due to the Drugs and needs evaluation, Calmer Heads need to Prevail.

1267 days ago
27.

A.M.D    

He's just too much! Even funnier fan names cookie after the dude, "I dream of Sheeny" cookies. Just too funny, when's it gonna stop. Check it out at "The Crow's Nest" Bakery.

http://www.nestmixandkits.com/The-Goods.html

1267 days ago
28.

merrymary    

This started out as just another celebrity doing his 'crazy thing' for attention or ratings, but now Charlie's just plain pathetic! I'm disappointed Hollywood doesn't pull together to intervene! Instead of 'rubbernecking' this walking dead man, his agent, his family and his friends should step in and drag his ass to a 23- hour admit psyche evaluation. The man was on the roof, wielding a machete - doesn't that show he needs help?

1267 days ago
29.

HarlotO'Hara    

i think he should take vivid up on their offer.

he could star in it too...call it...from platoon to porno.

the climax could be when he falls on his machete. the pos.

1267 days ago
30.

jim    

I did a quick Google search on you Harvey. You are not the most liked in your class.....by far. You might want to put that Porsche top up so you will be harder to see.

Lots of people out there do not want to play nice with you Harvey. I personally think you're an arrogant, money hungry blood sucker, but I would never wish harm on you.

TMZ Cares.......about revenue.

1267 days ago
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