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Charlie Sheen -- I'm Taking the Goddesses on Tour!

3/21/2011 8:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen ain't just filling theaters across the country, he's also packing his hotel room -- we're told BOTH of the warlock’s precious goddesses will accompany him on his traveling show.

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Sources close to the head G herself -- Bree Olson -- tell us she and fellow lady lover Natty Kenly will fly around with Charlie on a private jet from city to city ... shacking up with him in swanky hotels while he performs "My Violent Torpedo of Truth" around the country.

Thankfully, we're told they're not part of the act -- they're just going along for the ride ... to provide "support."

And you know what that means.

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Chaps    

Dont forget the 7 gram rocks - and a cane for him to lean on...

Screw rehearsal too - and dont forget the dorky bowling shirt wardrobe!

And that crack pipe AddictoMax 6000 CrackBong will make a great stage prop! Esp when stuffed with a 7 gram rock!

1276 days ago
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youtheman    

Charlie I've been supporting you for the past several months. The more that I see of you doing interviews the more wacky you are getting. I do believe that you passed your drug test. When NORMAL people sober up their faces clear up. You, not a chance. You now look worse now than ever. Shaggy hair, double bags under your eyes, the ten mile stare. Could herbal incense or bath salts be your problem. With these products anyone could pass a drug test. What is up with that Warlock crap, and Tiger Blood. This is the new you. Is this all an act. I just believe that you replaced illegal drugs with legal BATH SALTS and HERBAL INCENSE. If you are going to convince us that you are free of drugs, try acting like it. Sorry Charlie can't support you when you look and act like a mess. Your actions say LOSER. Winners look like winners.

1276 days ago
18.

David     

They are not "goddesses" they are "live-in" whores living with a rich celebrity drug addict. Trust and believe they are no "Girls next door".

1276 days ago
19.

mija    

If I spent any money on those tickets, I'd want to see those Goddesses stripping down naked to loud rap music with club lighting. Sitting on a chair talking sounds a little, okay, really boring.

1276 days ago
20.

i♥tom    

his ex-wives are so much prettier and classy. these skanks aren't attractive at all and really do not come across as being classy or ladylike.

he's using them to keep himself in-line on tour. that natty def looks NATTY!!

1276 days ago
21.

Sally    

That is one event I will not be buying a ticket! I enjoy talented entertainers/music/sports - this is not entertainment.

1276 days ago
22.

youtheman    

Hey Harvey! Why does Radar Online seem to carry the latest crap on these celebrities and your site is carrying yesterdays news. Radar Online now reporting that CBS Two and One Half Men wants Charlie back. Is this to keep him from talking or so that they don't have to pay the 100 mil. There is no way he can go back with 20 shows on the road, Fox interests, sold out ticket sales. The show will not be the same. Charlie ruined it for everyone. Is CBS that desperate. Everyone says he needs help, why would CBS and FOX even be interested in him.

1276 days ago
23.

mannequin    

Well natch... we KNEW they were just along "for the ride". What else do they do?

1276 days ago
24.

karlew    

Travelling STD caravan with occassional stops for the grand warlock to babble incoherently in front of idiots with more money than sense.

1276 days ago
25.

Wishes    

Radaronline is reporting that he is currently in negotiations with Les Moonves about returning to Two and a Half Men!!

1276 days ago
26.

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

Charlie Sheen is so two weeks ago. I can't believe anybody is still talking about him--including myself--right now.

1276 days ago
27.

Susie-Q    

I am really beginning to believe that this is all an act by Charlie. He really isn't a dummy at all when it comes to making money----He may be a lot smarter than we are giving him credit. I think it is all for publicity, and it seem to be working, the tiger blood, warlock nonsense of his. The public seems to memorized by him and all the networks will want part of the action now. It is for sure a crazy world we live in!! This is a sure thing.

1276 days ago
28.

GEL    

Look, yet another reason for me not to waste my money on this. I have no desire to see this delusional idiot or his tramps.

1276 days ago
29.

cr    

So, Sheen bored (worse yet, not high), to his wits.redifining the theatre "engagé", instead of remaining in his comfie zone of 'cheezy-sleezy' soaps. Who would see this coming, but Lorre.

(By the way, 'treesome'-cliché and boring little, but then again it sells)....After all, that's all that counts.

1276 days ago
30.

John Q    

I think the show is going to be Charlie chain smoking the entire time, and telling everyone how awesome his life is. Paying porn stars to live with you, ordering briefcases full of cocaine, then proclaiming you cured your addiction with your mind. Sounds like one hell of an hour, and a half. If it is anything like his web shows, they may have to cancel after the first few gigs.

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