Michael Jordan -- Still Smokin' the Competition

yikes he is getting fat

Michael Jordan =WINNING

although he's a horrible GM/Team President for the Charlotte Bobcats.

Rough life eh?

Actually surprised he's not heavier.

Lookin' good, Micheal, Lookin' good!

See, this is why golf as a sport is a joke. I used to work on a golf course; in what other legitimate sport can you participate WHILE drinking booze and smoking? Seriously.

Wow, the grass is greener!

Flora- bowling? but that's even less of a sport

he is as fat as his friend barkley.

Don't care how big MJ gets, or Sir Charles, I love em both!

MJ is building a big ass mansion in Jupiter Florida near his friend Tiger Woods new compound....why doesn't TMZ ever show pics of Jordans mansion that's currently under construction in Florida

#6 - I've participated in many legitimate sports while smoking and drinking, just not very well.

Doesn't matter if he's fat. When he was playing, he always said that he wanted to be fat and outta shape after he retired. Watch Michael Jordan: Come Fly With Me for proof.

And for the A-Hole who called him MONKEY, he still gets to snuggle up next to a Cuban model, every night when he goes to bed. That's way better than the blow-up doll you caress every night, when you go to sleep, LOL.

Now that is what retirement is upoosed to look like!

He needs to stop all that smoking and drinking....its starting to show and he is looking rough lately. If you take a look at his eyes they are sooooooooooooo yellow and unhealthy looking.