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Charlie Sheen -- Chicago, Do Or Die

4/3/2011 2:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen will learn tonight whether or not his departure from "Two and a Half Men" was a good career turn or a disaster as he performs his second show -- this time in Chicago.

Charlie Sheen Chicago
A rep for Vividseats.com tells TMZ with the rest of the tour already not selling well -- they have between 200-300 seats available per show -- tonight's performance could send the rest of the tour into a tailspin.

And staffers at several ticket agencies tell us there has been a rapid rise in the number of people trying to unload their tickets since last night's disastrous performance.

Either way, we'll be there and we will tell you how it all goes down ... as it happens.


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46.

WhoAmi    

Seriously!!?? Who the HECK would want to see him in the first place?? Apparently a bunch of people that are TERRIBLE judges of a persons true character. I bet they were the people that voted for barry hussain obama as well!! IDIOTS. The guy needs to be locked up, not glorified!!

1196 days ago
47.

vixter    

Charlie and Lindsay L. should band together. There couldn't be a better anti-drug and anti-alcohol message than watching these two ruin their lives and careers.

1196 days ago
48.

Bernice Madoff    

I give him credit for employing hood-winking 101 skills and having the guts to take it to the street. However, only a fool would go to a show without material, unless that venue was a familiar place. When the show gets cancelled he will slide further down the bannister. With this type of ego it must be fed or it will not demonstrate longevity.

1196 days ago
49.

other jim    

You all bought a ticket to join the Charlie Sheen Party. WooHoo! Cocaine, porn stars, hookers, alcohol, Par-Tay!

And when you get there you find out. That ticket isn't an invitation to the party. It only allows you access to watch the party as it happens. Charlie is still having the party but YOU are not invited to JOIN. YOU can only WATCH.

No Coke, No Porn Stars, No Hookers, No Alcohol, NO PARTY FOR YOU!

It's Charlie Sheen's party people. He's the winner. You're only allowed to watch. Did you actually believe you were going to be a part of his party? HAH!

You're not invited.........LOSERS!
You all paid Charlie Sheen Money to watch him get high/drunk/whatever and ramble on about trivial BS. You got exactly what you paid for. Come over to my place any weekend and you can watch me do the same thing. I'll only charge you $5.00.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1196 days ago
50.

steven katona    

give him credit for employing hood-winking 101 skills and having the guts to take it to the street. However, only a fool would go to a show without material, unless that venue was a familiar place. When the show gets cancelled he will slide further down the bannister. With this type of ego it must be fed or it will not demonstrate longevity.

Posted at 9:58 AM on Apr 3, 2011 by Bernice Madoff
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this is a living act. he needs to get those girls dancin on stage for 20 minutes doin a live show then comes out. get them in cages dangling off the stage? all i know is that when he comes to vancouver he better have his act together otherwise this canadians will be sayin 'off with his head'. he knows the deal. he needs to do his homework and remember his lines. get on it crackerjack. ps. i'm in love with kacey charlie! you should be too! bring out all the girls for the roadshow charlie. by the time your in vancouver i wanna see the whole roadshow. all twenty of em lined up dancing. you got it? you come to canada you bring those women. that's the only truth we wanna see charlie. you bantering on stage with the blondes. got it? preach while they dance for freedom. you need all those ex's dancin to save you now. otherwise good luck. $1.99 a minute for salvation charlie. call now!

1196 days ago
51.

Bonnie from Buffalo    

Exactly WHY DID WE buy a ticket for this show?? Collectively, I see that all of us SETTLED for not knowing what we were buying, and then we have the audacity to BLAME, be ANGRY, and eventually become the VICTIM!!
Sadly, that is so turning into The American Way. (Look at Wall Street, our American Auto Makers, even our wars.) It’s called Irresponsibility. It’s also called Repressing our real Emotions.
Be Authentic… and answer the original question “Why specifically did you want to be at that show?” What non-alcohol addiction were you looking to feed? What non-cocaine excitement were you looking to fuel?
In my opinion, The TV show was such a success because it mirrors our own dysfunction, lack of values, and self-respect. WE seem to find many things acceptable as long as it’s filtered through humor. Are we really all that different from Charlie Sheen?
If you really like and/or care about him, encourage him to talk On Tour about his anger, buried pain, feeling judged, and heartache from many losses. That way, we’ll all be WINNING… and we’ll all be releasing addiction.
Would you please consider a piece on PROJECTION? Why all of our interest, then the fade, and now the disappointment? What do we really see in Charlie Sheen that mirrors our own pain, anger, fear of judgment, escape, and/or dysfunction? A well-done piece could help heal our entire nation…And Charlie Sheen!

1196 days ago
52.

Bubbles The Chimp    

I am sure TMZ 'Fathead Idiot' Mike will buy everyone's tickets to wank on as Charlie sticks it in him from behind.

1196 days ago
53.

Chaps    

Chuckles sucked the Chrome of the Trailer hitch in Detroit

He is going to Suck the Tailpipe in Chicago!

1196 days ago
54.

other jim    

Yeah Bonnie from Buffalo, that's the way to go. That's the show he should do. Spot On Bonnie

1196 days ago
55.

jeff    

Id rather go see chuck lorre on stage at least it would be written well.

1196 days ago
56.

MariJoy    

Vividseats you say? So he had to sell his tix thru a PORN outlet because no legit ticket co. would touch him...???

HAHAHAHA...HARHARHARHARHARH....OOOOOH THAT'S RICH....Sorry (wipes tears from eyes), let me catch my breath, I'm just DOUBLED OVER laughing!

1196 days ago
57.

Jodi    

If Charlie don't come up with something better than the crap he did last night him and the other stooges may as well get on the plane and get back to LA NOW.

Still don't feel sorry for the people who bought tickets though. What were they expecting? Charlie is not a comedian, so they could not be expecting a comedy act from him. Didn't they see his Sheen's Korner videos. They showed a man who was crazy as a loon talking utter nonsense....so I guess the people in Detroit thought they would see Charlie in a different light putting on a show that would be very entertaining and appealing to all.

When will people understand Charlie is sick and needs to be in rehab. What they got is exactly where Charlie is mentally today, no less, no more.

1196 days ago
58.

Chaps    

People and scalpers mostly bought the tickets for resale. He added more shows in all the greed now its melting down on everyone.

Just a friggen perfect ending!

1196 days ago
59.

mjl    

What people are not buying is his childish, or neurotic vision of himself as a "warlock" a leader of some kind of movement that doesn't exist but only in his mind. last night from what i gather was only a dramatization of what gos on in that mind in the space of a few minutes apparently as well as some ego rubbing and polishing. none of it makes sense to anyone but himself.

He really needs a show. he needs to follow a program and entertain. he needs to realize hes an entertainer and not a warlock. and if he can add that in there than good for him.

1196 days ago
60.

Wendy    

He's the world's worst Father, too!!!

Money can't buy your childern's emotional stability. He's probably to out of it, or care to notice, but His kid Sam with Denise Richards, NEVER smiles in a picture, and always looks unhappy!!! Good job, Charlie... What a loser Father you are!

By the way, if he thinks his kids won't be affected by all of his bull **** later in life, there is another moronic thing to say! Grow the **** up, you're discusting!!!!!!!

P.S. Guess that trip with Sean Penn will have to wait, he's to busy making an Idiot out of himself, to be selfless for other people who have nothing!

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