'Real Housewife of New York' Is Sandra Bullock?

Sure, after a three year crack binge under the sun...

a) Jill Zarin is 55 if she is a day
b) what on earth did she do to her face? I think she used to be pretty, but her face looked downright bizarre
c) haha, she is so plastic she wanted the outside to match the inside
d) Her costume was supposed to be advertising a new "line" she is coming out with "in August" -- before that, I could not figure out WTH she was doing in that horribly-designed cheap fakey halloween-looking crap
e) I guess Andy and Bravo must have a percentage of the profits or something, because he tried to claim it looked like Madonna, which sounded like pre-agreed, pre-scripted. Yeah, they wish!
f) I guess Bravo audiences will swallow a lot of crap, but this was way over the top

I'm surprised the other girls on NY housewives has not pulled your stringy red hair out.

JILL looks so pathetic. She can do all the plastic surgery she wants and she is still an ugly woman. Her voice is like a fish monger. She cannot keep her opinions to herself. She talks about quality people, give me a break. She married a man with some money, living proof that "money does not buy you class" she is classless...