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Charlie Sheen -- The RACE for Washington

4/19/2011 2:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

If Charlie Sheen expects to make it from an L.A. courtroom to his performance in Washington D.C. on time tonight -- dude better get his ass in gear ... because he'll need EVERY SECOND!!! 

Charlie is scheduled to take the stage at DAR Constitution Hall in D.C. at 8:00 PM EST for his "My Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour ... but he's currently in L.A. dealing with his child custody case.

Assuming Charlie has a private jet on standby ... and factoring in that the average commercial flight from L.A. to D.C. is about 4-and-a-half hours ... and the 3-hour time change ... Charlie would have to be wheels up by NOON to give himself a realistic shot.

Sources at the DAR tell us at this point staffers have not been told the show has been cancelled ... and they are proceeding as scheduled.

Will Charlie make it??? STAY TUNED!!

UPDATE 10:47 AM PST: Charlie was just seen leaving the courtroom ... and should be heading to his car any moment.


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Who gives a flying f**ck if he makes it or not?!

1292 days ago

Bob Goodden    

the DAR Constitution hall is an excellent place. AS IN CLASSY. I saw Jerry Garcia there as well as BB King open for MILES DAVIS. Peeps dress up at that place.

1292 days ago

Ruthie Rader    

Grampa Charlie is going to have a show of some kind in Las Vegas, at the Chateau, on April 30. Betcha that's when somebody is gonna walk onstage and hand the old fart an honorary pair of Las Vegas suspenders.
Yeah, you know the kind: Black with little, bitty gray-haired tiger faces on them. And the word "ROAR" on one suspender and "BORE" on the other.
C'mom, TMZ, dig up some dirt on this guy, for crying out loud!
The story about the postal carrier taking a dump in somebody's yard in Portland, Oregon last week is still creating more chatter than Charlie is now!

1292 days ago


I realy do not think Charlie Sheen is nuts. I do think the folks paying to watch this idiot have lost their mind or have no life. Really!

1292 days ago

Just Saying    

I love love love your cartoon!!!! Woohoo, you guys crack me up.

1292 days ago

t the picture of Charlie the warlock riding a tiger plane to D.C. gotta give it to TMZ they do have some funny illustrations!

1292 days ago

Private Jet    

For timely travel, secured and with high comfort level, its good to choose a private jet. It takes less time to reach destination. At the same time not compromising the security.

1292 days ago

Is this loser still winning ?

1291 days ago

margaret ramsay    

Who cares a toss if Sheen reaches his next destination or not, no-one except the poor saps who paid an arm and a leg to see or hear what exactly??? I have just also read that the Calgary Bipolar Group are still waiting to hear from Charlie Sheen - REALLY, HOW SURPRISING!!!


1291 days ago
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