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Charlie Sheen -- I Took A PEE TEST At The Airport

4/20/2011 2:25 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen says he has a damn good excuse why he was late to his live show in Washington D.C. yesterday -- he had to take a leak.
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When a tardy Charlie appeared on stage at the DAR Theater last night -- he told the crowd he took a drug test before he got on his plane ... explaining, "I waited at the airport for people to show up with a little bottle ... cop in a cup as I like to call it."

Charlie says he volunteered to take the pee test after his custody battle with Brooke Mueller yesterday -- because he wanted to prove he has nothing to hide.

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carina    

He could do a new show close to real life like Two and half men were close to his own personality /life, this time hard party/porn addict has been unempolyed telivision actor wins custody of twin sons as xwife is drug addict, the network would clean it up and make it funny. Add has been brother to cast to help raise twins. Put on another network apposite two and a half men piss of chuck lorre.

1219 days ago
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If sense were common everyone would have it.    

Yeah yeah good for him. He's still a mentally unstable father who's busy flying around the country doing nothing in particular except generating cash, which he will spend on himself.

1219 days ago
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fran    

Raymond about an hour ago

Charlie calling out those well known deceptive douches that are tmz:

@charliesheen Charlie Sheen
thank u DC! awesome night! epic day. the Warlock with the Zim! Nats park a beauty! and TZ is a Rock Star, NOT TMZ. c

in response to to Jeffrey Ross clarifying a point:

@realjeffreyross Jeffrey Ross
The true story: @charliesheen show sold out last nite & I roasted his ass after tough day in court. Nobody left & he got a standing O. @TMZ

http://twitter.com/charliesheen
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is that really raymond or is this ksis,

1219 days ago
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Sonja    

If sense were common everyone would have it. 50 minutes ago

Yeah yeah good for him. He's still a mentally unstable father who's busy flying around the country doing nothing in particular except generating cash, which he will spend on himself.

Yeah because he has CHILD SUPPORT to pay, at the tune of $110,000 a month.. thank GOD the man is working and making some money.. unlike the druggie Brook who has it made with Mommy watching the kids while Brook lives at home and uses because hell the courts sure don't seem to care if she's on drugs or not.

1219 days ago
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adriane    

I think it is realy good he is able to pass a drug test now I hope he is able to get the rest of his life back and return to TV and that every thing turns out ok for him.

1219 days ago
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Sandra     

I am so sick of hearing about this creep and don't care what he is up too. Sure feel sorry for the boys to have landed 2 losers for parents

1219 days ago
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Nancy    

Sonja about an hour ago

Yeah because he has CHILD SUPPORT to pay, at the tune of $110,000 a month.. thank GOD the man is working and making some money.. unlike the druggie Brook who has it made with Mommy watching the kids while Brook lives at home and uses because hell the courts sure don't seem to care if she's on drugs or not.

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The courts, and the family law judge in this case, have ALL the information necessary to make a determination regarding the children's custody. The records are sealed from yesterday's hearing, so we DO NOT HAVE ALL THE FACTS. You cannot possibly judge whether or not the courts "seem to care" about Brooke's rehabilitation, or lack thereof.

You can offer your opinion that they don't seem to care, but you don't have all the information to openly declare that they don't. I don't either. That's why I have felt all along that a guardian ad litem should have been appointed to litigate in the CHILDREN'S best interests. NOT Charlie, OR Brooke!

1219 days ago
23.

Mike    

Charlie was late because he was in court in Los Angeles. He could have been lying about the test. He also shouldn't be airing his soon to be ex wife's business on his tour.

1219 days ago
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Linda    

Charlie sure get the pee test over with so you can party before you have to get clean for 4 days before the next test. Anybody can pass a drug test if they can choose when they get it. I think he may be off crack but I dont think he has been sober and clean. No drinking or any drug. I dont think so.

1219 days ago
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ksis    

@Raymond

Good to see you:)

And I posted that tweet in another thread too. LOL!! Hilarious.LOL

As for this...Well, if he did take it, that's great, but personally I think he should boycott those damn tests, since tehy mean nothing as far as Brooke is concerned. But he wouldn't want to lose the chance to see the boys, so I don't think he will.

1219 days ago
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jacksonfive210    

wellington
you cant be mad that charlie said Ill take a drug test and hes not scheduling his own test he just said to the judge ill take one I got nothing to hide if charlie doesnt take the test even if he doesnt want too it will be considered a failed test. he and brooke have the same agreement and you cant blame charlie for knowing the cops where gonna raid his house thats not his fault

1219 days ago
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Nancy    

@bbrown

Wait!! Did your GF ever show up to help you move around?? I forgot to ask earlier, sorry.

As for the pee tests and all that... pfft, I still have to think that the judge has more information about more things than we know. The whole custody bit doesn't just hinge on whose pee is cleaner - there's a lot more going on that we will probably never hear about.

1219 days ago
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Muppet    

Nice of Charlie to tell us he's not doing drugs. This just proves he's Nucking Futz then!!! Thanks for the heads up Charlie. I think most of your "used to be fans" already had this figured out!! Now we see you for what you truly are, pathetic!!!

1219 days ago
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Nancy    

@Muppet

If the Twitter feeds are any indication, 90% of them are either making jokes about him, or posting links to reviews of his failed shows. Or his failed custody attempt. Or just his failures, period.

Despite the passion with which the acolytes on this site defend the man, public opinion has largely decided that he is, indeed, a trainwreck in slow motion. He's melting down one show at a time and everyone wants to be able to say they were at the show where it happened. Or that they were the one heckler that pushed him over the edge.

Sad, but too true. I hope that, by some miracle, the man gets a dose of reality before that happens, but that hope is fading fast.

1219 days ago
30.

janet    

Sheen once again tripped over his big mouth and it backfired.

Sheen lost his custody bid, tanks in D.C. how many so called shows are left?

1219 days ago
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