We asked wrestler Rob Van Dam to put together a crack team to track down Osama Bin Laden ... but the idea was WAY too much fun -- so we came up with a list of our own too!
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(Page 1 of 2)The Undertaker could take him on his own, if Osama wasnt already dead.lol
Being that Bin Laden is old, sick and requires regular kidney dialysis, Linda McMahon could kick his ass.
None, because out in the desert:
1) Reception is bad and they would not be able to call their agents every 5 minutes.
2) Steroids don't last in the heat.
3) Most are from the south...and could not be trusted in the middle east with all those goats around.
ROB....Why do you hang out with ******* like Sean Kush????
You KNOW hes an idiot. Your on full blast.
hORNSWOOGLE!! cause yah'd need tha luck tah finde tha tricky basterds.
I'd take no wrestlers with me. I'll take some of the Guys from the UFC though. Probably take Anderson Silva, Chael Sonnen and Shane Carwin with me.
Eddie guererro and andre the giant
Theyre dead you say? Good, so is bin laden
Been dead
9 years, had a funeral!
















