Urban vs. Woods vs. Mayer: Who'd You Rather?

They all look like D-bag tools in this picture.

And death is not an option?

I'd rather have my privates mauled off by wolverines.

John Mayer is so hot.mmm i'd do him.

WOW!! One cant stop doing drugs and drinking. One cant stop screwing everything and site. And one cant stop running his mouth. Douchebag Central!!! And Keith, send Nicole back to mother those kids she has with Tommie Boy. They havent seen her since she ran off with you and had her "own"!!!!! This pick is Comedy Gold!!!

What a photo ... Urban looks gay, Tiger looks like a pimp, and John Mayer looks like the a-hole douchebag that everyone describes him as.

i would F**ck John Mayer i'll tell you that!He is amazingly good looking,funny ,smart and ridiculously talented!

THEY ALL LOOKIN LIKE DOUCH BAGS... HOWEVER, IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE ONE IT WOULD BE KIETH URBAN. HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS AN OSCAR WINNING WIFE WHO ACTUALLY WORKS UNLIKE THE OTHER COAT-TAILERS WITH TIGGER WOODS AND JOHN WHAT'S-HIS-NAME. TRUTH...

i chose celibacy.... yikes!!

this is a charity event thank you Tiger ,John and Keith!You all have a big heart and all the people worth of a soul appreciate it!now just for kicks i would rather -John Mayer but he's to smart and talented to appeal to TMZ audiences.AMAZING CONCERT BY THE WAY!

NONE OF THE ABOVE. You have a drug addict, dog, and a racist. NEXT!

Tiger is slowly turning into a pimp. All he needs now is a big afro.

Why doesn't who'd you rather ever have a "non of the above" option?

I'd rather get butt f***d by a porcupine than these dirtbags

They are all confirmed pigs and cheaters. NONE OF THE ABOVE for me. Disgusting.

Hell no on Tiger and John. Keith is married, so no one!