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Ashton & Chuck

Power Meeting at

Coffee Bean

5/17/2011 9:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

"Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre and his newest employee Ashton Kutcher made their first public appearance together this weekend ... facing off over java at a Glendale coffee shop.

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91.

BananaHammock    

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"Alrighty Now Ashton...If you can slide your chair just a little bit closer so I can get my hand around both of them we'll call this a Done Deal!"

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"Any chance you can get Mila on for an episode or two?"

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"Sorry if my hands are cold..."

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"Turn your head and cough...."

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"I absolutely LOVED The Butterfly Effect..."

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"...and if that bastard Harvey Levin tries to talk to you, your answer is NO COMMENT do you understand?!?!?!"

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1221 days ago
92.

AH    

Lorre: Please let me be the one to tell the public they've been punk'd.

1221 days ago
93.

AH    

Ashton: "I'm not stepping foot on the set until all the couch cushions have been flipped over"

1221 days ago
94.

Joanne Hoffman    

"What happen's at the studio, stays at the studio."

1221 days ago
95.

Tracy    

Ashton- Did you order me a cup of coffe with a shot of tiger blood?

1221 days ago
96.

AgentBlonde    

"We both know the show is going to tank, so I'll make you a deal; for every week you bring in at least half the viewers we used to get with Charlie, I'll let you skip the obligatory BJ."

1221 days ago
97.

Fez    

Dude, did you see Black Swan? My TV girlfriend went down on my movie girlfriend. Burn!

1221 days ago
98.

AH    

I like these two:

Joanne Hoffman less than a minute ago

"What happen's at the studio, stays at the studio."

AND

DK 46 minutes ago

Aston: I'm a warlock, is that ok?
Chuck: (moan)

1221 days ago
99.

Cristina    

Ashton: "What are you drinking?"
Chuck: "Tigers Blood..."
Ashton: "WINNING!"

1221 days ago
100.

Brian B.    

Chuck: "Let's talk about salary...Sorry kid but you're not going to get 2 mil. an episode like Sheen did."

1221 days ago
101.

orange valentine    

And Charlie Sheen walks up and takes their order.

1221 days ago
102.

Al Brown    

Two-and-a-Decaf Men

1221 days ago
103.

Holly Hox    

For the last time Ashton - you CAN'T have my coffee. That's how it all started with Charlie. Pretty soon he was jacking this black magic voodoo straight. Not even cutting it with the soy milk....

1221 days ago
104.

Steven     

Chuck: OK Aston you got the job on one condition as long as i dont hear any talk of tiger blood, winning, goddess or Charlie sheen you golden if you mention any of that you will be axed faster John Walsh when they cancelled Americas most wanted. Do we got a deal?

Aston: OK but i have a condition of my own i dont want to have to war any bowling shirts and i want go crazy on your set like the last guy.

1221 days ago
105.

Aisling    

Im going to need a urine sample...a Venti. Have you ever had tigers blood?

1221 days ago
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