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Charlie Sheen

I'm Selling

My Bev Hills Mansion!

5/26/2011 7:57 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen has put his infamous Beverly Hills mega-mansion up for sale -- so if you've got a spare $7.2 MILLION to blow ... you could own a pad with your very own private porno theater!!!

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Sheen listed the 7,924 square foot estate in the last few days -- touting the place as a "Celebrity Home" complete with 5 bedrooms and 7 baths. Charlie has listed the pad at $7.2 mil.

Charlie struck a deal with his ex-wife Brooke Mueller in their divorce -- in which he paid her $1 million to take sole ownership of the house.

Here's how the MLS listing reads  -- "This custom-built Mediterranean in Mulholland Estates is an entertainer's dream with spacious public rooms, most of which open to a beautifully landscaped yard featuring a professional outdoor kitchen with dining area, pool and spa. Other features include a screening room and top-of-the-line appliances and finishes."


We think it should go more like this:

"Spacious 7,900 square foot gem ... perfect for entertaining celebrities, porn stars, entourages, goddesses and drug dealers.

Located in a semi-secure gated community where cars only occasionally get thrown off cliffs.

Spectacular private adult theater complete with red velvet couches ... may need a thorough scrubbing."

74 COMMENTS

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31.

Robbin    

Imagine the blacklight glow in that place! ew.

1225 days ago
32.

Aminona    

I can't imagine how many money it's going to be spent for disinfect the whole house!

1225 days ago
33.

ManiacalZebra    

He's running out of cash already? He's got to stop putting it up his nose.

1225 days ago
34.

Kenneth    

How hard the self-imagined mighty fall.

1225 days ago
35.

anony    

A theater is only a porno theater if it's playing porn.
If it's playing Dumbo, is it a Disney theater then?

1225 days ago
36.

Stephanie    

still winning huh?

1225 days ago
37.

ksis    

What freaking NEWS is that??? The fact that he was selling this house has been known for weeks. Lame, TMZ.

1225 days ago
38.

Cartman    

Hey Charlie, you always have that Celebrity Rehab gig to fall back on. Especially with Jeff Conaway about to kick the bucket any second now.

1225 days ago
39.

Chris    

Losing.....Duh ?

1225 days ago
40.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

@Jodi,

Charlie bought out Brooke's interest in the house for $1million. That made him the sole owner with a clear title so that he could sell this house.

1225 days ago
41.

Fred    

If walls could talk.

1225 days ago
42.

Jackie    

Now i guess i can officially call him a loser. Karma is a bitch. soon he will be selling his penniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz to Steve Hirch.

1225 days ago
43.

D-INCARNATION    

I think he bought another one around the corner 2 houses away from Paris, probally couldn't afford both, Charlie has not left the neighborhood.

1225 days ago
44.

Italia    

Wow, $7 million was less than one month's salary when Charlie was working. So, what does this mean, that Charlie gave all his millions to his drug man?

Didn't Charlie make at least $1.something million every week even before he got the raise to $2.somthing million?

Geez if this guy is already broke that would just be too wild.

Oh yeah, being too wild is what cost him his job.

1225 days ago
45.

pegnew    

@nof 28 minutes ago -
If Charlie were indeed so ''bankable'' then WHY hasn't another
studio or network jumped on him??? Because he's rendered himself
unemployable, bragging about his heavy cocaine use and filing a
$100 M lawsuit against WB/CBS/Lorre! Oh and what happened to that
Mark Cuban deal? Cuban didn't want the headache of dealing with all of Charlie's drama/baggage.He's toast...self inflicted
CAREER SUICIDE!!!

1225 days ago
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