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Charlie Sheen

I'm Selling

My Bev Hills Mansion!

5/26/2011 7:57 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen has put his infamous Beverly Hills mega-mansion up for sale -- so if you've got a spare $7.2 MILLION to blow ... you could own a pad with your very own private porno theater!!!

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Sheen listed the 7,924 square foot estate in the last few days -- touting the place as a "Celebrity Home" complete with 5 bedrooms and 7 baths. Charlie has listed the pad at $7.2 mil.

Charlie struck a deal with his ex-wife Brooke Mueller in their divorce -- in which he paid her $1 million to take sole ownership of the house.

Here's how the MLS listing reads  -- "This custom-built Mediterranean in Mulholland Estates is an entertainer's dream with spacious public rooms, most of which open to a beautifully landscaped yard featuring a professional outdoor kitchen with dining area, pool and spa. Other features include a screening room and top-of-the-line appliances and finishes."


We think it should go more like this:

"Spacious 7,900 square foot gem ... perfect for entertaining celebrities, porn stars, entourages, goddesses and drug dealers.

Located in a semi-secure gated community where cars only occasionally get thrown off cliffs.

Spectacular private adult theater complete with red velvet couches ... may need a thorough scrubbing."

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46.

Elle0375    

It's a good thing the herpes virus dies fairly quickly outside of the body, but still that house would need to be sanitized with bleach from top to bottom!! Imagine all the white splats all over the house. EW EW EWWWWWWW!!!!!

A fool and their money are soon parted. He should have rented cheaper whores I guess....

1057 days ago
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pegnew    


ksis -

Why don't you buy it?

1057 days ago
48.

jacksonfive210    

His new house is way better looking anyway stop saying he's broke if he just bought a house for over 7 million he's far from broke why would he keep both homes if they where so close together.

1057 days ago
49.

Sammy    

Having cash flow problems Chuckles?

1057 days ago
50.

Lady Di    

Ha ha ha.....I thought it said "7,800 sq foot 'GERM'" and I said to myself...."Gee.....TMZ is finally getting a sense of humor like "D Listed".....

1057 days ago
51.

FreeWill    

Running low on cash? Not Winning!

1057 days ago
52.

kinm    

ew ... not a good selling point - with all the porns, hookers, and who knows what

1057 days ago
53.

ksis    

@pegnew

You should work on your joke skills.

1057 days ago
54.

chicagannie    

How soon until Charlie's mansion goes into foreclosure? Bet he's not making the payments anymore!

1057 days ago
55.

Holly    

Not winning!

1057 days ago
56.

zb    

Sherman Oaks IS NOT Beverly Hills!! Come on guys..is this what you guys are all about..exagerating..oh..the answer is yes.

1057 days ago
57.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

This house is in Mulholland Estates, which is located within the 90210 Beverly Hills area.

http://www.christophechoo.com/real-estate/mulholland-estates

Mulholland Estates

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1057 days ago
58.

Bill Leslie    

I bet it costs 10x as much to disinfect the place. Much like the Playboy Mansion it should be declared a biological hazard and nuked from orbit.

1057 days ago
59.

Karen Larsen    

Hope whoever buys it LOVES the smell of OLD smoke, in the walls, carpets drapes etc! UMMMMMM bet it smells good!!1 NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good luck. Guess you will have to spend a lot of $$$ tearing it down, so it will smell better! Oh but wait, maybe a BIG smoker will buy it!?

1057 days ago
60.

Roast_Beef    

Is that 7.2 mil before or after exorcism and disinfectant?

Why not just rent it to some XXX productions for use as a movie studio? Who in his right might would ever want to
call that filthy place a 'home'?

1057 days ago
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