More legal trouble for Andy Dick ... this time, the comic has been sued for allegedly whipping out his man parts at a comedy club in Dallas and rubbing them against a male patron's face. 
According to the lawsuit, filed in Dallas by a man named Robert Tucker, Andy was dressed like a woman during part of his act back in December 2010 -- wearing a red skirt and a wig -- when he walked into the crowd.
Tucker claims Andy approached him in the crowd and "pulled down his costume skirt with his right hand, exposing the fact the he was not wearing underwear beneath the skirt."
Tucker says Andy then "forced his genitals against the left side of [Robert's] face."
Tucker says he felt "degraded and humiliated" by Dick and says he's even been
harassed and ridiculed by the workers he supervises as well as his management peers."
Tucker is suing for unspecified damages.
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Talk about assault and battery:( Apparently he forgot that he was at a comedy club and not a strip club!
File sexual assault charges against Andy and the comedy club. Andy is obviously a closet sex offender if he has such an issue with and can't keep control of his privates.
This guys one chance left to him to get into heaven would be the selfless act of killing himself so as not to annoy the rest of humanity any longer.
Pssst...don't tell him it won't work and me might just get lucky!
Was he ever arrested for this incident? The average man would have been arrested for publicly whipping out his genitals and rubbing them in someone's face without consent.
All hell would have broken loose if some dude put his kabob on my face!
Why would anyone pay to see Andy **** anyway? This behavior is just par for the course....
I feel so sorry for his kid. He must feel terrible with this guy as a "Father." I feel like sending him a hug or something. Poor poor kid. Andy would be better off in prison, anything to allow his kid to grow up without a daily dose of humiliation. Poor kid. Poor poor kid.
"What happened sir?"
"I was attacked in the face by Andy's ****."
"Andy ****?"
"No, Andy's ****."
"Andy who's ****?"
"Andy ****'s ****! Or, to be more precise, randy Andy ****'s ****.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. (Collective look and gasp of horror throughout entire TMZ audience.)
"Better go take a bath. A loooooooong, bath filled with super-duper strength penicillin products that can kill mega-cooties."
What could possibly be worse than being hit with Andy's ****? Being slapped by Lindsay's plap?
Thank GOD for penicillin. And court rooms.
can someone please dump 200oz's of vodka into this freak and we can be done with him
