TMZ

Our TV Shows

Got a Tip?

Call TMZ at (888) 847-9869 or Click Here

Lindsay Lohan Dodges Jail Bullet

6/23/2011 11:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan will not go to jail, because Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled the prior judge -- Elden Fox -- only required controlled substances testing from January 3 - February 25, 2011. In other words, Judge Fox did not order alcohol testing.

0623_lindsay_leaving_splash_bn
Judge Sautner said Lindsay is now restricted for the remainder of her house arrest to one friend at a time at her Venice loft, in addition to family members.

And, the judge said NO PARTIES at Lindsay's crib.

Judge Sautner said the only thing Lindsay was guilty of was "extremely poor judgment."

Judge Sautner asked Lindsay if she wanted to get on with her life. Lindsay replied, "Yes I do."

And this is interesting. The Probation Dept. cannot test Lindsay anymore for drugs or alcohol, because there's no court order allowing it. So Lindsay is free to drink all she wants, as long as she's not driving after she drinks.

UPDATE: Lindsay just tweeted, "Thank you to all of my fans for your support. Sending you Love and Light."



tmz-top-comments-banner
Slappy Slappy

The judge should have sentenced Lindsay.. not to jail, but over the knee for a good long hard spanking! THAT is the only way this girl is ever going to learn something, and something she should have received a long time ago.

Karen Karen

How long will it be before she crashes her whatever car into an innocent person and kills them and herself? Why do they let her get away with so much?

rdc rdc

party on lindsay, better yet grab a porsche and a friend, obviously the state has no solution for you.



tmz-top-comments-banner
Slappy Slappy

The judge should have sentenced Lindsay.. not to jail, but over the knee for a good long hard spanking! THAT is the only way this girl is ever going to learn something, and something she should have received a long time ago.

Karen Karen

How long will it be before she crashes her whatever car into an innocent person and kills them and herself? Why do they let her get away with so much?

rdc rdc

party on lindsay, better yet grab a porsche and a friend, obviously the state has no solution for you.

Tammy Tammy

I think this is fair. Alcohol is not illegal or a controlled susbtance, except for being 21 or over and she qualifies, so....

Jay Jay

This judge has been holding Lindsay's hands through all of this. Downgrading her felony, allowing house arrest, setting no restrictions regarding drinking alcohol while on house arrest ect ect. Atleast the public knows Lindsay Lohan is full of sh*t and lying about being sober.

Jimmy Page Jimmy Page

She's like John Gotti; The Teflon Don"; nothing sticks to her. Amazing how much trouble she can get into and skate! Good money and lawyers every time.


401 COMMENTS

No Avatar
61.

lou    

Nope, TMZ, just a white or striped long sleeved shirt with a collar and slacks.

Yes, GC, she may well be F'ed this time for her to not dare to wear ONE FU garment to court.

1216 days ago
62.

hurd    

i love the people that have never fought an addiction talking about through her in jail like she is a rapist. she is an addict and until she is allowed to hit rock bottom, a much farther drop than here, she will never get well. jail will do nothing. you dont think you cant get drugs and alcohol in jail?

1216 days ago
63.

BarrysConspiracyWorld    

She's such a loser. She's delusional about thinking she can get any man. I truly wi******tle pieces of societal sludge like her would be stricken from the media. But that's me, Barrym the conspiracy guy.

1216 days ago
64.

Dirk    

I wish she would just die.

1216 days ago
65.

D    

oh! she's doing the Casey Anthony look today!

1216 days ago
66.

Sheena    

You know I think this entire situation has shown just how flawed the system really is. A repeat offender who gets a slap on the wrist. A person who mocks the system and has no regard for rules. Is on house arrest and instead of being shamed, flaunts herself on her roof and has slumber parties.

This girl needs more help than she is ever going to get from her family or friends. She is beyond delusional and has such a big entitlement complex, and has no concept of real life. She will, without a doubt offend again, and likely end up in the memorial section of an awards show. This is what her life has become.

Congratulations on wasting so many opportunities others would dream for. What an utter disappointment of a human being.

To quote Charlie Brown. "Good Grief".

1216 days ago
67.

Lauren Ashley    

Not surprised at this point. I think it sucks that the state has put SO much money into her cases and she just keeps screwing up. I have an idea, put her in prison or just kick her out of the state all together. California, we can do better!

1216 days ago
68.

ckaname    

What's the password for the chatzy link?

1216 days ago
69.

lou    

croc - No. She can't because she violated probation for a DUI. That means, NO BOOZE, none. She could serve the time in prison with NO BOOZE if that would be better - the house arrest was a privilege but it had the same NO BOOZE parameters as prison would have.

1216 days ago
70.

Home Skillet    

The only thing Lohan is addicted to is attention and doing whatever the f*ck she wants. That's all. She is, and always will be, a self-serving, selfish troll.

1216 days ago
71.

spliffsmommy    

i bet the large girls in cellblock 3 are cleaning their carpets in anticipation..

1216 days ago
72.

Puckett    

Hank 7 minutes ago
Isn't this like Strike four or five for her? At what point do they just give her the chair and put us all out of our misery.

----

lol, if you want to get the misery over with your more then welcome to have a seat yourself.

1216 days ago
73.

Elle0375    

oooh a fresh dye job! No roots today Lindsay...

1216 days ago
74.

Evan    

We're any of you aware of the Lohan Constitutional Amendment that passed Congress last year? According to this new Amendment, Lindsay Lohan cannot be jailed.

The "Mansion Arrest" clause specifically states that "Regardless of crimes committed, Lindsay Lohan is granted lifetime special diplomatic immunity and may only be placed under arrest in a home with a MINIMUM square footage of 10,000 square feet, in an area demographically suitable for individuals of her special privilege. Congressional funding shall provide such suitable residence for house arrest if none is found available at time of incarceration."

Read your Constitution before criticizing this individual, people! She is entitled to complete, unconditional IMMUNITY! Don't you know who you're criticizing?

1216 days ago
75.

nobody important    

why is her hand and her arm two different colors?

1216 days ago
Previous 15 Comments | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

Around The Web