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Charlie Sheen SINGLE

Officially Goddess-less

6/27/2011 4:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen is finally UNCHAINED -- because TMZ has learned, the Warlock's last remaining goddess just gave him the chop.

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Sources close to Charlie tell TMZ, Natalie Kenly moved out last week -- but hell hath no fury like a Warlock scorned ... because we're told, the actor DEMANDED she return the Mercedes he bought her.

According to sources close to the actor, Charlie brushed off the break-up, claiming it's "not a common thing for the Masheen!"

We're told Charlie's penis celebrated the split by declaring war on the entire world, conquering three women from three different countries -- Mexico, Australia, and Colombia -- the very night Kenly walked out.

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JohnnyP    

Didn't he used to be on tv?

1109 days ago
107.

Puckett    

Looking forward to the new show and Charlie making more money then ever to bankroll his lifestyle! lol

1109 days ago
108.

djdeej94    

nothing but pond s*** this guy.. and as we know... all three country ladies were highly disappointed in his inability to perform... FACT!

1109 days ago
109.

linda    

I adored charlie on three and a half men.....now....I wouldn't touch him with a barge pole dipped in bleach....I would cross to the other side of the street...when he insulted the people that loved him, he isnsulted me. Have no*****ched him since and would rather rip my eyes out with my own broken finger nails before watching ever again.
Charlie, you destroyed yourself, your followers and your family. Money will not help you now.Money only buys "things" including empty hollow cars and empty hollow sex.You had it all and you chose to throw it away , all based on ego.
Charlie....you have my pity and nothing more

1109 days ago
110.

Anya    

Heh, heh, heh. Still "winning", Charlie???

1109 days ago
111.

Minxster    

Puckett: Since the majority of viewers now perceive Chuckles as a worthless douchebag, I'm sure ratings for this new serieis will be "EPIC!" $100.00 says the shows doesn't make it through the first season...you on?

1109 days ago
112.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

I'd like to see Lionsgate confirm the new sitcom deal before I'd believe it. So far, all we have is "a source"....

http://theclicker.today.com/_news/2011/06/27/6958253-report-sheen-inks-deal-for-new-show

Also, if this sweet deal has been inked, then why does "a source" say ""He's not in one of the best places right now, things are very tense," the Sheen insider told Us of his split with Kenley. "It has nothing to do with her, [the relationship] just ran its course."

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/43550863/ns/today-entertainment

1109 days ago
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Autumn_in_Michigan    

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/06/27/charlie-sheen-new-tv-deal/

"Radar is reporting the actor has made a deal with production company Lionsgate Television to shop a new sitcom to networks and that channels are already bidding for the show. “Networks and cable are bidding on the show right now, with TBS being the front runner,” the story reports: Only problem: There doesn’t appear to be a Lionsgate deal yet (the company has no comment). As for TBS, a spokesperson says, “TBS is not in discussions for a possible project with Charlie Sheen.”

Though Sheen’s name is still red hot in the media, that sort of intensity doesn’t always translate into TV deals, even for a proven draw like Sheen. It’s tough to imagine any network, even a cable network smaller than TBS, getting in bed with Sheen without having some real reservations, given his admitted/bragged-about substance abuse and media rants — there’s just so much can go wrong. Even if Sheen draws big ratings, advertiser support could be iffy, and a big audience is only valuable if you can sell it."

1109 days ago
114.

Chaps    

Charlie's name is red hot - as in cow pie hot.

1109 days ago
115.

pyrochick    

I think that if Charlie wants to be a Weiner than he should just join Anthony! So he picked up 3 more hoes? He has to pay for sex and in essence has to pay for his own STD's. His crack mouth makes him look no less than 60 years old. He is the nastiest unemployed thing around. What happened to all of those networks that were banging down your door Charlie? Where did they go? Oh, that's right, it was all in your patheti*****tle mind. There WERE no networks after you and there never will be again! You STINK! I'm so glad that Chuck Lorre is "offing" you. It just shows who the SMART one is in this relationship! He knew exactly what he was doing all along! Thanks Chuck! Now, I migh*****ch 2 1/2 men. But as long as Sheen is on there, I won't, because the show sucks with him.

1109 days ago
116.

CAPT CAHL    

SORRY CHARLIE...WHAT A TUNA!

1109 days ago
117.

CAPT CAHL    

SORRY CHARLIE ONLY THE BEST TASTING TUNA GET TO BE STAR KIST

1109 days ago
118.

CAPT CAHL    

Where are all the charlie lovers now?

1109 days ago
119.

the real diva    

he is a loser...surprised he does not have a bunch of sexual diseases, only career he will have is in the porno industry.

1109 days ago
120.

AgentBlonde    

So much jealousy from the Charlie haters. He'll have the last laugh. I just hope he kept the Mercedes in his name . . . or that Natalie has the decency to return the car anyway.

1109 days ago
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