David Spade -- You Can't Call Obama a D*ck!

David Spade says it's cut and dry -- you CANNOT call a U.S. president a d*ck a la MSNBC analyst Mark Halperin ... so the big question ... what slang word for male genitalia CAN you call a president?070111_TV_david_v2_still

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