Watching Cristiano Ronaldo

ronaldo is a closet homosexual

Man I wish Crissy Ron would come back to United. Saying that, the £80m ($150m) we sold him for is more than enough!

:D

Those can not be 4 different time zones. None of the minutes are the same. There is not 4 times zones with differing minutes. There only a couple.

Let's see; I'm a douche in LA at 10 a.m., I'm a douche in NYC at 1 p.m., I'm a douche in London at 6 p.m., but I'm not a douche in Sydney until 1 a.m. tomorrow morning!

Do you think he knows how to read any of those dials?

I'm surprised his watch doesn't slip off from all his Greasiness.

I like the wrist strap. Feels like tha*****ch belongs with a suit, though, not on the way to the gym.

Dunno why there's so many faces. I'd have to be squinting to know what time it is. I'd rather wear something simple.

Maybe I should get the one that Sir Eurogreasy is wearing, blow it up to Flavor Flav-size proportions, and wear it around my neck.
I keeps it real, yo.

I think Sir Eurogreasy got tha*****ch from those eggs you get from those vending machines, like the ones inside supermarkets.

Hmmm... I wonder if Cristiano was actually royalty, what would his title be? Would I have to call him 'Your Greasiness'?

hala Madrid!!

I sometimes wonder what the people I write about feel if they read my stuff. Then I smoke another bowl.

Greg-
You're wrong about time zones. Offset time zones are in Nepal, Burma (Myanmar), French Polynesia, Venezuela, Australia (North. Terr.),
India, and Iran. That's not to say that the minutes aren't all effed up on his watch, just that you are wrong about your theory...
Also, funny that when David Jong writes "that wris****ch" (minus the "wrist", as in "that" "watch" together), the auto censors pick it up as twit (but with the a in place of the i in "twit") and blocks it out.

What's really funny is that the minute hand on the watch is different in every time zone and the hour hand isn't quite on the hour. Any idiot knows that the minutes should always be the same no matter what timezone. Alternative theory TMZ, instead of timezones the watch is actually giving year, months, days, and hours. It certainly appears that way to me on closer inspection. That would make it, in my opinion, the cooles*****ch I have seen.

Who needs a watch that shows the time in four time zones? You can only be in one at a time. Otherwise basic math skills help. I think the person who sold the watch made out like a bandit. Probably tens of thousands of dollars and I doubt that even once he has looked down at the watch and said "Damn it I am an hour late for a meeting in Spain." Seriously?

So how do you remember which time zones have been set? Put little stickies on the watch?