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Butterbean vs Steven Seagal

HYPOTHETICAL DEATH MATCH

8/2/2011 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Rotund former boxer Butterbean is the latest celeb-turned-sheriff -- so the BIG question ... could he take down fellow "Lawman" Steven Seagal in a fight? Here comes a true heavyweight showdown.

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matt    

just cover him in bacon and syrup. i think butter bean has eaten some kids. just shut up and get in his belly!

1124 days ago
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Pyrenus    

Eric "Butterbean" Esch would wreck Seagal. Butterbean has professional boxing and MMA experience. Don't let his girth fool you. Seagal hasn't been in a real fight since.. well... maybe never.

1124 days ago
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Dog Man    

I'd put money on S.S. The Pig Pie would go down in the first round.

1124 days ago
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mike    

f'n wanna be cops.i knew there was a reason seagal rubbed me the wrong way.wonder if they let him assault minoritys when the camera isn't on.plus he also pretends to be some sort of blues man.every musician i know finds him laughable at best.talk about no feeling,he plays just like he acts. stiff.

1124 days ago
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some guy    

Are there any physical requirements to becoming a Sheriff? Outside of being a fatass, I mean. Butterbean looks like he'd have a heart attack if he walked to the donut shop.

1124 days ago
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Freeway    

@Pyrenus

Steven is a Marital Artist who studied Ai-kido and Wing Chun.

You reall think Butterbean would crush him? Segeal is so fast Butterbean wouldn't see it coming.

1124 days ago
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John    

Both look over the hill so how cares

1124 days ago
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cindy    

Even though I would want Butterbean to take SS down...(because Steven is an arroogant SOB, who thinks his sh*t don't stink,) I do think SS would win over Butterbean.

1124 days ago
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Ih8Taxes    

Who cares? Wow, things are lame today on TMZ. Anyone know of a better website for interesting info?

1124 days ago
10.

Your Mom    

Isn't there a physical test done before hiring ? They should just make the show all about what Butter Belly I mean Butter Bean can and can't do. He loses his breath walking to the fridge.

1124 days ago
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kostelica    

@freeway and the majority of you obviously know nothing about mma or martial arts for that matter. wing chun and ai kido are choreographed dance moves that look good for the camera. butterball may not look intimidating but he would knock out segal in under 10 seconds flat. segal is a wannabe japanese chump. butterbean is a pro fighter. there is a difference.

1124 days ago
12.

sallyfields    

You people who say Seagal obviously know nothing about fighting..

Any experienced pro fighter would destroy a non-fighter like Seagal, even if he is a "martial ARTIST." Butterbean can take a punch and he can also KTFO most people with one punch.

1124 days ago
13.

Sleepwalker    

Seagal knows Martial arts and making bad movies,Butterbean can close down a Buffet restuarant....enough said!

1123 days ago
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Sleepwalker    

Seagal knows Martial arts and making bad movies,Butterbean can close down a Buffet restuarant.....enough said!

1123 days ago
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tellmeaboutit     

Why would anyone watch either of these bloated pigs do anything?? Damn, it's amazing what people will watch on tv.

1123 days ago
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