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Gerard Depardieu

A Real Pisser

On Air France

8/17/2011 7:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Gerard Depardieu
unloaded on an Air France jet Tuesday ... as in he pissed in the aisle.

Depardieu was on the ground in Paris, waiting for his plane to take off for Dublin, but a delay on the ground proved too much for the actor.

Depardieu told the flight attendant, "Je veux pisser," -- I have to pee -- but she was unmoved ... telling the famous Frenchie he would have to wait 15 minutes because the flight was about to take off.

According to witnesses, Depardieu unzipped his pants and pissed on the aisle carpet.

The jet returned to the gate and it took nearly 2 hours for the ground crew to clean up the mess.

Depardieu was escorted off the plane and it's unclear if authorities will take action against him. Witnesses say the actor was intoxicated.

The actor's reps could not be reached for comment.

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some guy    

"Je veux" in French means "I want," which tells me he did not need to go. Castrate this punk.

1163 days ago
2.

Rhubino    

Crazy guy. This'll find it's way on Leno tonight. He likes crapping on the French.

1163 days ago
3.

Drew G.    

Yes, that is French film star Gerard Depardieu. He has really let himself go.

1163 days ago
4.

some guy    

Eh... maybe he's senile. Forgot he wasn't at home. Prob pees all over the carpet.

1163 days ago
5.

Cheryl A.    

Sounds like something a 2-year old would do if he was having a tantrum.

1163 days ago
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PRO US    

nick: 12 minutes ago

thats not Gerard Depardieu pictured, right?
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Obviously, you don't know what he looks like.

That's him, albeit older and fatter than he used to be.

1163 days ago
7.

Me    

The picture is very much Gerard. I'm not saying that what he did was right, it's certainly disgusting...but he's old and he can't hold it in. It's so stupid they wouldn't let him go.

1163 days ago
8.

pat    

That's a fat Depardieu.

Met him before.

Kinda self-absorbed clown now.

1163 days ago
9.

some guy    

Next time Gerard should wear some adult diapers. And a bib. And use a pacifier.

1163 days ago
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PRO US    

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. The flight attendant who told him he can't go should be fired for not knowing that someone who has to urinate, will urinate. If they're not allowed to use the washroom, they will urinate elsewhere, be it upon themselves or a place close by like the aisle. It's not his fault if he couldn't hold it in. He should have just mentally dismissed her stupid Standard Operating Procedure Non-Thinking By-The-Books Response to his warning her, and walked to the bathroom and urinated there. What would the Air France crew do? Tackle him as he walked to the bathroom? How ridiculous. Airlines pretend that we're not human beings with human physiology and biology and human needs. Of course, it's not ideal for passengers to get up during take-off or landing, but if their bodies compel them to urinate or defecate at the time, the airlines have 2 choices: Allow them to get out of their seats to use the washrooms on-board or have the passengers urinate or defecate in their own seats, in the aisles or on other passengers. Which would be your choice? I know what I would prefer they do. Stupid, fracking, idiotic airlines and moronic regulations! There are no words for their stupidity.

1163 days ago
11.

Hep    

I guess we all change. This is how I mentally pictured him when his name came up: http://www.nndb.com/people/933/000024861/gd3.jpg

1163 days ago
12.

Hello is anybody in there?    

Bonjour Madame j'ai besoin de prendre un méchant pisser puis-je faire pipi sur votre tapis?

1163 days ago
13.

dustin    

Good for him!

1163 days ago
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two cents    

Good for him!! When you have to GO, you have to GO! I guess they should have let him take 5 minutes instead of the 2 hours. lol

1163 days ago
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Captain Obvious    

I think he pissed on the plane's carpet. BTW he's french!

1163 days ago
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