Cut the Crap!
Chaz Bono has already lost 5 pounds rehearsing for "Dancing with the Stars," but he's upset because he feels all the crappy junk food -- courtesy of producers -- is thwarting his diet.
As for the food that's pissing off the freshly-minted man ... chips, candy, granola and protein bars.
We're told Chaz has already made very specific food demands to producers.
God help Chaz if he ever comes to the TMZ office.