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Epic Meal Time Guy

"I Don't Know Sh*t

About Cooking"

9/8/2011 12:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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The quack-mouthed bearded face behind Epic Meal Time tells TMZ, he personally comes up with the insane hundred-thousand-calorie recipes on his show -- but here's a shocker ... he has NO pro cooking experience.

Canadian YouTube sensation Harley Morenstein hit the streets in L.A. last night -- admitting, "I'm not a cook. I don't know sh*t about cooking. All I do is make good stuff."

Harley also dishes on some of his creations that were way too crazy to post on the Internet -- check out the clip! Bacon strips.

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1.

Icebaby... is back dude    

You don't know sh*t about anything! Wait, who the hell are you anyway? Hmm... Youtube sensation... those are not a good thing.

1119 days ago
2.

thestupid    

Who the HELL is this guy? I have ZERO interest in what he does or who the heck he is. Plus he looks like my dogs azz with that beard.

1119 days ago
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dimes    

We're even, because we don't know sh*t about this guy.

1119 days ago
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sturtzz    

Wow it must be a slow day... I watch their videos but I dont want to see them on TMZ! This is for celebrities! not for youtube stars!

1119 days ago
5.

S-0    

ALL YOU HATERS NEED TO BOW DOWN BEFORE THE SAUCE BOSS...

GROVEL TO THE MAESTRO OF MEATS...

TAKE A KNEE WHILE THE COACH OF CARBS LAYS HIS GAME PLAN...

SUBMIT TO THE WILL OF THE PONTIF OF PROTEIN...

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE NEO OF THE BACTRIX...

TAKE SHELTER IN THE WIDE EMBRACE THAT IS THE BEARD OF DELICIOUSNESS...

CLOTHE YOUR NAKED BODIES WITH THE FABRIC OF MUSCLES GLASSES...

FEED YOUR CHILDREN WITH THE PROFOUND BLATANT RUNOFF OF SPILLED JACK DANIELS...


you should await the arrival of canada's ONE true son... his apostles, then his practitioners and THEN his followers...

his way is the one true path... a path built of fois gras, bacon strips and shawarma... mortared together with a quick set slurry of jack daniels and mcdonalds special sauce...

It is a path few dare to brave... those who venture that path NEVER return... Most don't reach the answers they seek, and those who DO... are never the same...

BACON>TRENDY VEGANS

word

1119 days ago
6.

some guy    

Turtle jerky. It's the hot new thing. I wanna see Harvey eat a couple strips.

1119 days ago
7.

Ace    

You need something to wash down those meals. Try putting some cinnamon in some Crisco oil and drinking it...mmm

1119 days ago
8.

LM    

I heard nothing about bacon! Disappointed. Does anyone else think this dude looks like Roethlisberger?

1119 days ago
9.

Adam    

Duh! Why would he need to know anyways? Thats a womans job.

1119 days ago
10.

She's baaaack    

I don't know who this man is but for a moment I thought it was the quarterback from the Pittsburgh Steelers pointing at me asking me to guzzle a bottle of tequila and then meet him in a bathroom in a bar. Whew. I'm glad you cleared that up.

1119 days ago
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Leader of the ignorant masses    

I would never eat anything this guy makes simply because of the beard. I do not want random hairs in my food. Unless he wears a hair net on his face too.

1119 days ago
12.

EastCoastChopper    

I wanna see this dude and Gordon Ramsey UFC 140 ! After he kicks Gordy's arse, they can set up some hotplates and have a cook off right in the ring... MGM Garden Arena bebe!

1119 days ago
13.

Justin    

Gimme some bacon strips with a bacon flip and some Jack Dangyals sauuuuce.

1119 days ago
14.

jacquie    

these guys suck, they are total alcoholics!! i know this because i live in montreal and know people who know them... they have blown up egos and think they run ****!! lol they are losers

1119 days ago
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Kosher SAL    

America please wake up this bearded loser is only on this website cause he is jewish and tmz promotes all jewish people and hates on the ones who criticize jews. Examples such as bar rafeali are on here all the time with little subliminal messages about how leonardo dicaprio is missing out what a joke. Notice how this man says brother to the camera man cause there all kosher ppl. Mel gibson, the gay guy from christian dior are ppl who spoke out agains harveys ppl. kosher sal signing out keep up the kosher tmz

1119 days ago
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