Epic Meal Time Guy "I Don't Know Sh*t About Cooking"

9/8/2011 12:35 AM PDT

Epic Meal Time Guy: "I Don't Know Sh*t About Cooking"

The quack-mouthed bearded face behind Epic Meal Time tells TMZ, he personally comes up with the insane hundred-thousand-calorie recipes on his show -- but here's a shocker ... he has NO pro cooking experience.

Canadian YouTube sensation Harley Morenstein hit the streets in L.A. last night -- admitting, "I'm not a cook. I don't know sh*t about cooking. All I do is make good stuff."

Harley also dishes on some of his creations that were way too crazy to post on the Internet -- check out the clip! Bacon strips.