Lance Armstrong -- Shirtless on the Beach

smooth and ageless? his arms look like leather and he has wrinkles above his belly button

DANG!!! JUST.....DANG!!!!

He's a jerk!

The other inmates will have fun with him once the grand jury finally indicts him. Without a doubt the biggest fraud in sports history.

I can't stand this CHEATER!!!!!!

I don't think he cheated. I heart him.

Great! Now, who's going to pay for the decontamination of that beach?

He's only 40?

Lance, you look great!!!!!!!!!!! Happy 40th!!!

For those of you who don't think he cheated take off your rose colored glasses. Even before his cancer he was a B- biker. And then not only does he beat cancer but he rises to the top of his sport-makes a great story but not very likely!!! He will eventually be caught and then all you lemmings, sheep and the like can take off those ridiculous, pretentious rubber yellow bands. People live your own life!!! Don't look to phonies like Lance Armstrong as role model and get a effin' life!!!!! He is an arrogrant pr**ck and he is a first class liar. Remember he never said he didn't use performance enhancing drugs, he says I've never tested positive. Loser for sure.

Ageless, buff body??? He is all wrinkly and saggy. He looks like that mummified Playboy model.

Why is TMZ always insisting these sagging middle aged men look great? Maybe the straight staff has no idea what a really hot guy looks like.

wow, 'father of five' and looks good?! lol, one would think that ol Lance can do it all.... its not like he 'had' the babies, wonder if Mrs. Armstrong feels that he looks great after having 5 kids....

Not what I was expecting from one of the worlds greatest athletes. He looks 50.

I am probably preaching to the choir here; but anyone who knows anything about professional cycling will tell you that every rider at that level (meaning guys who can actually place in the top 50 at the Tour) uses PED's. It varies by rider and training schedule, but each rider uses EPO in micro-doses,in addition to other aids to keep them level with their competition. Hamilton's piece on 60 minutes was nothing new for anyone who follows what actually goes on in cycling. Simply put, there isn't a tougher sport out there, or one that pays less in relation to the amount of suffering that one endures. Armstrong lied, and will continue to do so in order to protect himself. But that doesn't change the fact that he was the greatest TDF rider in history. There is a reason why no active professional cyclist will rat another out over PED's...because it's the unwritten rule. All the hallowed greats have used whatever was avilable at the time in order to win. For anyone who doubts this, there are countless books and reems of data that support this. At any rate, Lance is guilty of lying. He never had any unfair advantage.